Congratulations go to Lauren Froderman, who last night was crowned the winner of Season 7 of “So You Think You Can Dance.” I was definitely pulling for her last night, both metaphorically and literally. What can I say, I have a hard spot for women with great bodies.
However, the most buzzworthy moment from the finale came from Ellen DeGeneres’s hip-hop dance with tWitch (video below), who presumably lost because some voters still care about sensible capitalization. It’s impressive; I haven’t seen a lesbian dance like that since… actually, I’ve never seen a lesbian besides Ellen dance before. Although to be fair, it’s hard to dance and scowl at the established patriarchy at the same time.
Aw, I’m just kidding, lesbians. C’mon, I’ll make it up to you. Let’s look at Lauren’s body together.
UPDATE to annoying know-it-alls: I get it, tWitch WASN’T a contestant on this season. He still f*cking lost, didn’t he? Then just accept that I was making a joke about idiotic punctuation and move on with your sorry reality TV show-watching lives.
[video via ShowTracker, images via homorazzi on flickr]
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I’m glad to see Matt has finally woken up to what I’ve been trying to point out every time he mentions this show: the women on this show have incredible bodies and it’s worth watching for that aspect alone.
I skipped over Ellen’s dance last night, but I was relieved to see that it was a genuine tribute and not a parody. Also, Twitch wasn’t a contestant this year – he was an all-star from a few years back.
Don’t twist my words, Zack. I never said it was worth watching.
She’s a fit version of Kelly Clarkson.
Those hip thrusts must come in handy when she straps on the dildo.
This is just plugging the spinoff, So Your Lesbian Can Dance. That’s actually kind of impressive… mostly because I believe she’s in her 50s.
PeTer King supports tWitch.