Meme Watch: Sad Helmet Keanu. Forget plain ol’ Sad Keanu, this is all the Sad Helmet Keanu you can shake a stick at. Although why you’d have a stick while using the Internet, I have no idea. [UPROXX]
OLIVIA WILDE NUDE SCENE! “We just finished shooting Olivia Wilde naked in front of a bonfire in front of 500 Apache warriors.” Sounds like a sexy dream I had (I got raped by Indians). [Gamma Squad]
I’m on a horse! Sales of Old Spice body wash are up 107% since the new TV spot and online response videos aired. [Whiskey and Car Keys]
No one gets syphilis? Bummer. The trailer for the movie adaptation of Oregon Trail is amazing. Watch it or get dysentery. [FilmDrunk]
Christina Hendricks’s yearbook photos. Yep, she looks like she was in drama club. [Best Week Ever]
Someone from ‘Jersey Shore’? Drunk? In public? Hard to believe that Snooki was arrested for public intoxication last week, but it’s true. Here, you can watch her fall on her face. Stay strong, girlfriend! [TMZ]
Just how many myths are there? Discovery has renewed the contracts of the “Mythbusters” gang for SEVEN YEARS. I’m insanely jealous of their job stability. [Gizmodo]
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Speaking of yearbook pictures of people on tv, here is a surprising one Rachel Maddow.
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“We just finished shooting Olivia Wilde naked in front of a bonfire in front of 500 Apache warriors.”
“Hey Running Bear, is that an arrowhead in your pants, or are you just excited for the kill?”
“Looks like Flying Sparrow has decided this is a good camp site. He’s pitching quite a teepee over there.”
And so on…
Goth Christina Hendricks > Goth Aaron Rodgers
You need to watch the episode of MTV’s “When I Was 17″ when they had Snooki. She was, dare I say it, hot in high school. She was short and skinny with big tits. What else do you want in your jailbait?
Goth Christina looks like a complete slut…which is awesome.