As the old saying goes, you’re nobody in this world until you’ve been crudely animated by a Taiwanese news network. Or had your meal comped at a Legal Sea Food because you offered to let them keep a plaster casting of your genitals on the wall (it’s a true litmus test of distinction).
By that standard, Jersey Shore’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is doubly important. The segment, posted after the jump, touches on all the hallmarks of Snookiness, from her penchant for pickles to getting punched in the face in Season 1. The video also has her pouring booze over her own head while submerged in a hot tub and depicts President Obama manically cackling at her about imposing a tax on tanning machines.
My only issue is that they didn’t make Snooki quite nearly tan enough, nor did they capture her bizarre and disturbing lack of lips. This may be an intentional effort to condition the world to be comfortable with the rumored Asian version of Jersey Shore. Though their version will probably be a husky Filipina who gets in fights when people try to sing “My Way” at karaoke.
I want more like this!
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