Death Comes to Town (IFC, Friday) — American premiere. I’ve seen mixed reviews of this eight-part miniseries from ’90s sketch darlings Kids in the Hall, but they’ve given me enough laughs over the years to earn my attention for at least a couple episode. Besides, free kitten with every abortion! (watch the trailer here)
Dateline NBC (NBC, Friday) — Ah, news magazines! For people too dumb to read magazines, but too boring to watch regular TV.
Whitney Cummings: Money Shot (Comedy Central, Saturday) — I thought she was great at the Hasselhoff roast (which plays again tonight, by the way), and even though people made fun of her looks, I thought she looked pretty hot. You know, for a comic.
Dancer with Tiny Legs (TLC, Sunday) — I had this in the links a while back. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Never change, TLC.
Keeping Up with the Kardashians (E!, Sunday) — Season premiere. The FIFTH season. This is why the terrorists hate us.
Mad Men (AMC) — Thankfully, there’s something on TV that doesn’t suck on Sunday. I’m really ready for Don Draper to stop being a welcome mat this season.
Sunday Night Football (NBC) — Vikings at 49ers. A young upstart named Brett Favre makes his preseason debut.
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I’m still waiting for the movie version of “Girl Drink Drunk,” but this little IFC series will work in the meantime.
Favre may be back, but he will never be King of the Sandwich.
Also if you’re a fan of Kids In The Hall, be sure to pre-order Scott Thompson’s forthcoming comic book, “Husk: The Hollow Planet” — I drew it, and believe me it’s funny!
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But what of Entourage and Sasha Grey’s crab-riddled bush? Is that not worthy of note?
Otto Man:
*dave foley inside a closet* “I’M FIIIINNNNNNEEEEE! I JUST NEED SOME PAPERCLIPS!”
Have you checked out Rubicon yet? More John LeCarre than Tom Clancy. I dig it
I’m crushing Brett Favre’s head!
Heh, Sterling’s anti-japanese quips were divinely inspired. But I fucking love slopes.
Have a closeup of the check. Money.
@esse,
If only we could go and open our own accounts at Chemical Bank.