Hard Knocks (HBO) — With “Top Chef” having a less-than-stellar season, this is now officially the best thing on Wednesday nights. And by “officially” I mean “in my opinion.” Be sure to join the live-blog party over at Kissing Suzy Kolber tonight.
Plain Jane (The CW) — For those saddled with loved ones who don’t enjoy the NFL, this may be a more viable viewing option. But Louise Roe is no Rex Ryan.
Man vs. Wild (Discovery) — Bear gets injured in the Rockies and rushed to the hospital. Score one for Wild.
American Greed: Madoff Behind Bars (CNBC) — A look at Bernie Madoff’s life in jail. I dunno, unless they have footage of him getting raped with a morning star, I doubt it will have the desired amount of schadenfreude.
Big Brother 12 (CBS) — Millions and millions of Americans watch this every week. I don’t know a single one of them.
Man vs. Food (Travel) — Tonight, Adam takes up a challenge on New Jersey’s Long Beach Island, which — I swear this is true — is actually quite lovely and relatively Guido-free. It’s also being swallowed up by the ocean, so maybe we can encourage more Guidos to go there.
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Actually, you know one person who watches Big Brother, but that one person would like to make it clear that it’s not by their personal choice.
You know me, Uff!!!
/not really
//would stick it to Julie Chen
I thought that Adam was attempting to swallow the ocean tonight
Actually, Matt, it’s spelled morning star. Gary Gygax would be rolling over in his grave at your butchered Dungeons and Dragons reference.
/fearfully checks over shoulder for childhood bullies
//remembers that one childhood bully is in jail and another is dead
///reflects upon the awesomeness of the universe
////wonders whether there’s a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key
Very well, Zack. Edited for your pleasure.
Top Chef Rulez!@!!@W!!! But, yes, this season hasn’t had the clear breakout chef yet, but maybe someone will arise…hopefully not Angelo that smarmy bastard! I hope its Tiffany, Kevin or Ed. Also, “Surviving The Cut” is on which has been pretty cool. It’s about different specialized military/paramilitary or special forces groups going through selection.
Last week’s “Hard Knocks” was not very good.
You had some forced humor with the Jets spending a couple thousand dollars on a “shake weight” joke and nothing else.
Hopefully this weeks is a lot better.
Fucking hard knocks is the best show, as a diehard football fan I’m not sure why I never watched before but I heard this is the best season yet so I am enjoying the moment now rather than being regretful, like fingerblasting my kittens
“With “Top Chef” having a less-than-stellar season, this is now officially the best thing on Wednesday nights.”
Have you forsaken Daniel Tosh?
Daniel Tosh guest stars as Raylan Givens on tonights Futurama you moron, ya blew it, capiche?