SITE NEWS: Hey everybody, sorry for the lack of updates and the site being down this afternoon. Believe me, I sent a lot of frustrated emails while our tech people were like, “blah blah server blah.” Anyway, things should be all good now. Also, I’m going to be in and out over the next couple days while I travel to see my parents. When I’m not here, you’ll be able to enjoy the comedic stylings of Danger Guerrero and KSK’s Mike Tunison. Have fun and play nice!
Real Housewives of D.C. (Bravo) – Series premiere. Botox, social climbing, polo, and politics. I’d rather watch file footage of the Holocaust.
The Squad: Prison Police (A&E) – Series premiere. A reality show that follows Tennessee police investigators who look into every serious crime in the state’s prison system. From Yahoo: “Those crimes are all over the board, from riots to assaults to drug dealings to murder.” You know it’s hardcore when widespread anal rape doesn’t even get mentioned.
Jersey Shore (MTV) – Sammi tries to find out what Ronnie did at the club; Pauly blows up at Angelina. I have no idea how they resist what must be a constant urge to take turns beating the living daylights out of Angelina.
So You Think You Can Dance (Fox) – Four dancers remain. Flo Rida and Janelle Monae perform.
Police Women of Memphis (TLC) – Season finale. Did you know Justin Timberlake is originally frm Memphis? It’s true. My girlfriend told me that. Then she put a fedora on me, turned the lights down, and told me not to talk.
Project Runway (Lifetime) – The winner of tonight’s challenge gets a 50-foot billboard in New York. You know what I’d put on a 50-foot billboard? This. (NSFW)