Top Chef (Bravo) — When did Bravo start running this disclaimer? It shouldn’t bother me — I mean, I think we all realize at some level that people on reality TV are just marionettes for the shows’ producers — but the open admission rankles me for some reason. “Top Chef” is supposed to be better than that, you know? (image via @Dgimbz via @drewmagary)
Hard Knocks (HBO) — Forget “Jersey Shore,” this is the reality hit of the summer. Join the commentary at the KSK live-blog.
Hot in Cleveland (TV Land) — Season finale. Whoops, looks like I missed the entire season. What’s that? I still have one more chance to watch tonight? Like I said, looks like I missed the entire season.
She’s Got the Look (TV Land) — Season premiere. Brooke Burke is the new host for Season 3. Man oh man, did I ravage myself to Brooke back in the day. Relive all your favorite memories of her with NSFW links: this Playboy pictorial and the terrific black & white shoot she did. I’d pay top-dollar for this service.
Tosh.0 (Comedy Central) — The ghetto preacher gets a Web Redemption. “Repeat it after me, bitch! I come in the name of Jesus!”
Food Wars (Travel Channel) — Season premiere. L.A.’s gourmet burger trucks Grill Em All and Baby’s Badass Burgers go head-to-head. Angelenos really love their food trucks, huh? They still haven’t quite caught on in New York. Someone’s always like, “Hey assh*le, you’re double-parked!”
Surviving the Cut (Discovery) — Series premiere. This new series takes a close look at the training for elite military (and I think police) groups. Tonight: the Army’s Ranger School, which is what soldiers go through when they want to command almost as much respect as Marines. Hollywood Reporter review here; watch a promo below.
I want more like this!
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