CNN journalist and “Channel One” alumnus Anderson Cooper will launch a syndicated daytime talk show in the fall of 2011, which will finally give bored housewives a “handsome gay” option to compete with the choices of “roundtable of shrews” and “dancing lesbian.”
The as-yet-untitled project will not have a hard-news focus, though given Cooper’s background, he’ll bring a more journalistic approach to handling popular topics compared to most daytime fare.
The show is billed as a topical format that will cover everything from celebrities and pop culture to social issues and wide-interest news stories. Using his well-established interview skills, Cooper’s show will welcome a broad range of guests and tackle debate-provoking subjects. Segments will include hidden-camera experiments and town-hall meetings, with a focus aimed at appealing to female viewers. [THR]
Anderson was good in the aftermath of the Haiti earthquake and Hurricane Katrina, but in all honesty I’ve never liked him more than when he trashed the Lohan family while guest hosting “Regis and Kelly.” His dismissive exhale when Kelly calls them a “multi-talented family” is priceless: “Maybe that’s in the episode I didn’t see.” BOOSH. Comments like that are way more valuable than intrepid reporting from disaster zones.



Me: Haha, Dina Lohan! Ya BURNT!
Dina Lohan: [wagging finger] No no, wait a minute. I was not just burnt. Jokes on you, DG. I already had herpes.
Also, I love me some Anderson Cooper. Anyone who can talk about serious issues of global politics without being a partisan douche AND hilariously take a flamethrower to the Lohans is A-OK in my book.
Random trivia: Anderson Cooper turned down the role to play Tim Gunn in the debut season of Project Runway
Watch out though–Cooper’s hidden cameras are usually placed in the stalls of truck stop restrooms.
Phil Donahue with a mild threat of anal penetration? Why not.
Channel One? Damn, that takes me back. They still have that shit?
still more credible than David Gregory.
Anderson Cooper is gay???? Now you’re going to tell me Ricky Martin is too.
What of The Mole?
WHAT OF IT!?!?!?
You mean he isn’t already?
Please take on the difficult uncomfortable task of conducting an independent investigation by interviewing witnesses that have no reason to lie that way you can: (1) obtain genuine facts about the relocation executed by the Bureau of ATF that forced only members of one ethnic group [African Americans] to relocate or commute four hours a day traveling to and from West Virginia; and, (2) the steps in the US EEOC administrative complaint process that preclude us from revealing the allegations by allowing ATF to replace my allegations against them with implausible allegations that are suitable/winnable for them.