Wow. I know that new reality shows often push the limits of bad taste, but E!’s new offering is so execrable that I’m having a hard time believing that it’s real. The cable channel is about to announce “Bridalplasty,” a competition show in which affianced women compete for the right to get plastic surgery makeovers that get revealed to the groom and their families AT THE WEDDING.
Each week, a group of women go head-to-head in such challenges as writing wedding vows and planning honeymoons. The winner receives the chance to choose a plastic surgery procedure from her “wish list.” She’s given the procedure immediately, and results are shown at the start of the following week’s episode…
The last bride standing will receive a “dream wedding,” where she will reveal her new appearance to friends, family and the groom. “Viewers will witness his emotional and possibly shocked reaction as they stand at the altar and he lifts her veil to see her for the first time following her extreme plastic surgery,” E! said. [The Live Feed]
Whoa, cool! If you squint your eyes while reading those paragraphs, you can actually glimpse our dystopian future.
Also coming to E! — “Bridleplasty” starring Sarah Jessica Parker. That’s a horse joke, son.
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Oh, I got the horse joke, Dad. Unfortunately, this sounds like a show that my stupid wife will want to watch.
“Bridleplasty” starring Sarah Jessica Parker. That’s a horse joke, son.”
And it will always be funny, but seriously the premise of this show is fucked up.
@EP, her watching this show is grounds for divorce.
Doctor, I’ll opt for the dolphinplasty.
This will totally ruin the image of marriage for men.
This sounds a lot more interesting than “Tidalplasty”, where they show real-time footage of the sandbars shifting at several competing beaches.
I’m not saying Heidi Montag is an untalented, vapid, hysterically proportioned buffoon, I’m just saying she an untalented, vapid, hysterically proportioned buff… wait, I did that wrong.
*Snickers at America*
These two sicken me. Seriously, get a fucking grip youth of America, these two couldn’t be faker if they were Chinese knockoffs! More Alison Brie…less Douchebag and Asshole!
Nice “Heil Hitler” salute from Montag
maybe she recieves huge mamoth boobs, did you think of that? eh? E!
speaking of E!
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I originally read “affianced” as “afinanced” – then I realized they are pretty much the same thing.
SJP Bridleplasty?! *swoon*
Goddammit! Forget these shallow vapid bitches. I want my Running Man already!!
her elbow skin flap needs a little touch-up. what a slob.
My wife kind of did this on our wedding day. Except instead of having a nose job, she turned into a cold, emotionless shrew who spends all of my money.
If they really want to help marriages, give it to people on their 10th anniversary, not the wedding.
Pumped out two kids? Saggy in many places? Enjoy the rest of your lives together with a few lifts and lots of sillycone!
when i first saw it i thought it said “bridalpalsy”. It still made sense. kind of.
Call me old fashioned, but I prefer to pick my bride’s look from the catalog.
These blogs are absurd. You’re writing about a show you’ve yet to see, thats like a blind man saying he doesn’t like your outfit. The procedures on the show are things people get done everyday behind closed doors, so shouldn’t we be commending the bravery of these woman to not only reveal their insecurities on national television but allow themselves to be vonerable and have the surgeries done for all to see and potentially mock. In reference to future blogs, please keep in mind that these are real people, with real feelings who have to sit back and watch what uninformed bloggers have to say about their lives. how would you feel?