I think I’ve done a fair job of showing some restraint about my fandom for Conan O’Brien during the long build-up to his new show debuting on TBS in November. But I’m going to indulge myself and post this video, which is the best of a series that feature John Waite’s 1984 hit “Missing You.”
And yes, I went a little overboard with the headline. Obviously, a stripper who can do the String Dance on request is pretty great, but the BEST stripper ever would have cocaine, a sex addiction, and nowhere to be until next Wednesday.
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Slightly offscreen: the Masturbating Bear being escorted out of the Champagne Room by security.
the BEST stripper ever would have cocaine, a sex addiction, and nowhere to be until next next Wednesday
and would be
Lindsay Lohan from five years agoChristina Hendricks wearing glasses.Pimp Bot is the manager of that strip joint
the BEST stripper ever would have cocaine, a sex addiction, and nowhere to be until next Wednesday.
I have no comment- other than that might be my favorite sentence ever written here. Unless it’s from something else.. in which case it’s still my favorite sentence ever written here.
ASS TO ASS. That is all.
not sure what it says about me when i know that was shot at the North Hollywood Deja Vu
Sooooo you want Coked-Up Werewolf to strip?
*Paraphrased*
Hopefully the new show will not have the immature, low-brow, nonsensical humor that you’re use to on the old show. We’ll class it up a bit. Isn’t that right gorilla nurse using an old-fashioned abdominal exerciser while listening to Angel of the Morning by Juice Newton?
@jthechamp – it means you can finally post with “thechamp” in your name with PRIDE son.