I’m not ordinarily into wedding gossip, but this one from the past weekend is interesting: “Bones” star and underrated hottie Emily Deschanel married “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” writer/producer David Hornsby, who also plays Rickety Cricket on the show.
The 33-year-old actress and her writer-actor boyfriend wed in a private ceremony in Los Angeles on Saturday, people.com reports.
Deschanel was decked out in Neil Lane diamonds and said, “I do,” in front of family and friends, including “Bones” co-star David Boreneaz… Deschanel and Hornsby have been together for three years. [NYDN]
For once, I don’t have anything mean to say. That would be an awesome wedding to go to: “Sunny” cast members to get drunk with, Boreanaz inevitably cheating on someone, and Zooey Deschanel as a bridesmaid. I can only assume that there were at least three stabbings related to guests jockeying for position to hit on her. What, you’ve never been stabbed at a wedding? Trust me, it’s less painful than watching people do the Chicken Dance.
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Deschanel was decked out in Neil Lane diamonds and said…
Unlike my highway that is decked out in Neil Diamond lanes. *sequined bowtie spins, hip thrusts*
Talibomb!
her forehead is underrated.
I saw him in AVP: Requiem over the weekend. He played a cowardly pizza place manager. He got sliced and diced like so much pepperoni.
Always Sunny consists of couples. Dee married Mac. Charlie married the waitress. Dennis married a hot pharmacist.
What a happy family.
Are you still allowed to teabag a married man? What about Gorilla masks?
I really don’t find either of the sisters attractive.
/ducks
Emily definitely fell for the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.
Emily > Sweet Dee > Zooey
33?
If this wedding reception didn’t feature some kind of dance-off…I’m going to be even more upset than I already am
Way to go Cricket! Let’s hunt him.
How can you not mention that he’s a former Joe Schmo Show cast member
Way to Go, Hutch!
/Joe Schmo’d
The music for the reception was played on some sweet, sweet kettle drums.