For months, it’s been an accepted fact that the judges for the new and newly irrelevant “American Idol” would be Randy Jackson, Jennifer Lopez, and Steven Tyler. So naturally my heart was pounding when “Idol” live-streamed the introduction of its new judges, and you’ll be shocked at the who they revealed: Randy Jackson, Jennifer Lopez, and Steven Tyler. My heart almost exploded from excitement. Of course, “Idol” couldn’t get the picture to work for several minutes, and when the video feed finally started working, there was no sound whatsoever. Clearly this is a show poised to dominate the media landscape.
Anyway, I didn’t get a screencap of J-Lo’s outfit, but it was terrible. Some kind of light-blue body suit that a 40-year-old woman shouldn’t be wearing. Good thing she’ll be sitting next to Steven Tyler. Nah-nah, nah-nah, dude looks like an ugly old lady.
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nah, dude looks like Paula Abdul without make-up
The addition of Tyler and J-Ho will have fans of AI begging for Ellen to be re-hired.
Clearly these new judges were selected to put the contestants at ease. See aspiring singers you don’t need any talent at all to make it big in the music industry, just look at our panel…. Wait scratch that, no one should have to look at Steven Tyler, not even medical students learning about burn victims.
I Tweeted this yesterday, but why would you spend $20+ million to get washed up old hacks to judge your singing competition when you could spend like $80 on funny hats and put a midget in a Dracula costume. Sabado Gigante FOR THE WIN.
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JLo will have no problem sharing the spotlight with young female contestants.
Once again, Krusty The Clown gets the shaft. He would have been perfect.
I swear to Jesus if I see even ONE shot of Mark Anthony and JLo’s devil children I will throw this taco, taco, taco burri-to, burri-to at the screen.
I can’t decide if Steven Tyler looks more like an old lesbian or an ape from Planet of the Apes. Or God help us some combination of the two.
They’ll make great judges