Lionel Richie Is Doing Great

This is a British ad for Walker’s Extra Crunchy chips — or crisps, oy, dat’s bettah, guvna — starring Lionel Richie singing a variation of “Say You Say Me.” Basically, he wants a guy to share his potato chips, so the guy throws Lionel Richie through a window. Not a great a lesson for our children, but let’s face it: Lionel had it coming. We still owe him for “The Simple Life.”

The next ad can be specifically for the cheddar and sour cream variant of Walker’s:

Hello! Is it cheese you’re looking for?

I can see it in your eyes

I can see it in your smile

You’re all I’ve ever wanted

And my mouth is open wide

’cause you know just how to taste

And I know just how to chew

And I want to tell you so much

I love you.

Naturally, the commercial should have a blind girl sculpting a bag of potato chips.

[AdFreak via Videogum]