Here’s amateur footage of the 2008 protest where Discovery hostage-taker James Lee threw money into a crowd, a stunt for which he was soon arrested and later sentenced to probation.
You know, Lee’s getting some really bad press just because he’s threatening to shoot people and/or blow them up. But someone should play devil’s advocate here. He hands out free money. He cares about the environment. He dislikes all the same TLC shows I do. Hell, most of the people at Discovery got the day off because of him. And the handful of hostages who didn’t will probably get the rest of the week off. Assuming they aren’t, you know, killed by the anti-procreation madman blaming cable TV networks for the decline of the planet. I’m not defending him, I’m just sayin’: no one’s ever handed me free money before.
[via The Daily What]
UPDATE, 5:05 p.m.: A police spokesman has confirmed that police have shot James Lee. His condition is unknown.



no one’s ever handed me free money before.
The people at Uproxx disagree.
Makin’ it rain is illegal?
Is that why Lil’ Wayne is in jail?
Oh, that cuts deep, WHH.
@ wehavehair
Whoawhoawhoa, that’s completely unfair. Uproxx checks are not handed to you. They come in the mail.
I had no idea how much Uproxx has in common with my Uncle Bob, who’s better known at the post office as “that freak who keeps jerking off in the mail slot.”
Uproxx CHECKS, that is.
Uff, I have a nice crisp “Abe” if you get my corgi pic up on Friday so I can show my mom, gnome sane?
Burnsy there is a show called SWAT that is real life hostage stuff that centers around teams in Dallas, Detroilet and Kansas City, it was on A&E, now on some obscure channel I get C&I but some of it it cool to watch, seen a raid on a crackhouse with much fire exchanged. They sit on houses for half a day trying to negotiate then wait til nightfall to gas and enter, unlike anal where you enter then gas
Since you’re watching cable news, please tell me they haven’t run a “how does this affect the Democrats’ re-election hopes” segment.
If they do I’m taking the CNN office tomorrow.
James Lee has been shot! This is great reality TV.
“James Lee has been shot. Brought to you by Texaco because Lee would’ve wanted it that way.”
Obscure?
Grrrr, Texxon, not Texaco. Stupid years of drinking killing brain cells.
*Note to self, google first next time*
I liked this more when the Joker had his balloons gas everyone afterwards.
DISCOVERY NEEDS ANOTHER SHOW ABOUT PEOPLE HAVING BABIES LIKE I NEED A HOLE IN THE HEA–