Congratulations to “Saturday Night Live” alumna Rachel Dratch, 44, who gave birth to a healthy baby boy, Eli, on August 24th.
“She’s doing great and the baby’s doing great,” a source confirms to PEOPLE exclusively. “She’s healthy and really happy!” [People]
Added a nurse, “Eeeeek! Kill it with fire!”
Dratch, 44, recently told PEOPLE that her pregnancy has a “crazy story” behind it.
TOTALLY crazy. You would not believe the hooves on the father.
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*disapproving motherly tone* Matt!
The chance that the pregnancy was from artificial insemination: 100%
Also, the comments in the People link are crazy. Lot’s of “congrats, you’ll be a great mom.” How the fuck do these people know? She might be the next Joan Crawford.
Normally when you put Bat Boy next to someone, they become more attractive.
This… did not happen in the banner pic.
She was awesome as Gollum in “Lord of The Rings”
I remember this scene in Alien…
A complete dratchedy
Great as if I didn’t already have enough trouble sleeping at nights.
This seems more mean spirited than normal.
At least he’ll have some huge tits. That’s…something!
I know, I feel kind of bad about this one, but I still couldn’t help but laugh at the banner picture.
How “crazy” can a pregnancy story be?
“Something something something something and we wound up fucking.”
Unless “crazy” means “sleazy”?
The crazy part of the story is that she found some poor guy dumb enough to sleep with her. Still, maybe she has a good personality?
Matt can make jokes since the baby is healthy and shows no signs of Debbie Downers Syndrome
Matt, if she had grown up pretty, she wouldn’t have developed comedy as a coping mechanism.
Please send her to us. My entire village can live on the breast milk for months.
The phrase “kill it with fire” gets thrown around a lot these days, but… seriously.
Dratch is really Wierd. First, she keeps the whole pregnancy a secret for 7 months- until a reporter “Outs” her, then she keeps the birth a secret for over two weeks!