I’m not a parent, which is great because it allows me to stay up late, drink every night, and only watch television that has lots of violence and sex. It also means that the rat poison is fine where it is and those exposed electrical wires can wait until next week to be fixed.
That said, I can’t help but feel that Katy Perry’s short, low-cut dress for her appearance on “Sesame Street” (video below) was maybe not the most appropriate wardrobe choice she could have made. Don’t get me wrong: Katy Perry’s tits are a thing of wonder and a joy to behold, and she’s almost certainly the best pop starlet to masturbate to on mute. I just think four years old is a little too young to start masturbating. I guess I’m old-fashioned that way.
UPDATE: In response to parents being upset, the clip won’t be televised. Sweet. Now if we can just get Katy to stop recording music…
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don’t be such a grouch
I would tend to agree but I think your average 4 year old these days would take look at that and derisively snort, “Tits or GTFO.”
I’ll tell ya one thing, the guy with his hand up in Elmo has the best seat in the house.
Is it me or do her boobs look smaller? Anyway, as a parent they could have covered her up a little more.
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I find her shitty songs less appropriate for the kiddies.
She’s dressed appropriately for starring in Snuff’s porn.
This clip gives me both a boner and an aneurysm.
Its where milk comes from.
And yet, she’s overdressed for the Latin American version of Sesame Street.
Elmo looks like he’s about to get a big old mouthful of Katy.
I wish Brand will knock her up so she will go away for awhile.
Yes! If she gets pregnant her tits will become even bigger!
To me, it seems far less appropriate for her to be dressed like this for four year-olds who wouldn’t see this as being sexual than it is for her to dress like this for an audience of 16 year-old girls where her appearance would actually have some influence on their behavior. Especially now that that bastard Chris Hansen has ruined things for all of us.
Oldest living Glomo checking in with Rachel Welch on The Muppet Show
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Skip to 5:05.
“Hot and Cold” running vainglorious humiliation.
I’d put my dick in that big mouth. And Katy Perry’s too.
chazz get’s it in two.
it’s always some dude named chaz.
Wow she’s uglier than most of the girls they overrate here
Katy Perry is a disgrace to the music business. I dont care that u kissed girls, or are a teenage dream. nobody fucking cares. HYPOCRITICAL ANNOYING WORTHLESS BITCH
@Amber – Okay? Erm…lolz?
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Well i guess I’ll have to be the one to say it…
Looks like I’ll be arriving on Sesame Street via motorboat
But how will kids learn about Katy Perry’s sweet, sweet jugs? Is no one thinking of the children? FOR GOD’S SAKE WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
Honestly you americans are so weird. A simple dress like this bothers you? God I hope you never have to take your kids to the beach. Or here in Europe
I think you’re missing the end of your sentence in the update, it should read :
“Now if we can just get Katy to stop recording music… and pose naked already.”