It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FX) — Season 6 premiere. It’s the first season that the show has been shot on HD, which is great news for all the Danny DeVito fetishists out there. If you’ve never watched the show, then now is the time to put some wine in a can and find FX on your cable box. It’s one of the funniest shows on television.
The League (FX) — Season premiere. The first season was a criminally short six episodes, so I’m hoping Season 2 gives us a fuller run through the NFL season. In tonight’s premiere, the guys go to Las Vegas for their draft, where they meet guest star Chad Ochocinco.
The Apprentice (NBC) — Season premiere. It’s regular-people “Apprentice,” not the celebrity kind. And who the hell is still watching “The Apprentice”? Is it you? You, Grandma?
Vampire Diaries (CW) — I brushed over the season premiere of this last week because of football (same with “Nikita”), but I’ll give credit where it’s due: the CW employs some fantastically attractive people (image via).
Project Runway (Lifetime) — Dude, there are still NINE designers left? And the episodes are 90 minutes long? This season of “Project Runway” is longer than a NASCAR season. And yes, I believe that’s the first recorded instance of “Project Runway” being compared to NASCAR.