Antoine Dodson, the Alabama man who went from colorful interview to viral star, performed his popular “Bed Intruder” song with Michael Gregory of Auto-Tune the News last night at the BET Awards. It’s enjoyable partly because it’s such a catchy song, partly because Dodson is such a great story (he was able to move his family out of the projects thanks to the song), but mostly because Michael Gregory has to be whitest person to ever appear on BET.
The thin frame, the baggy clothes, the shaggy hair and thick-framed glasses while singing falsetto and playing the keyboard… it’s incredible. It’s like a perfect cocktail of non-threatening white person characteristics. The only way he could be less intimidating is if he had leukemia and a wheelchair.
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I found the audience members getting up to dance quite enjoyable.
When did the Braves sign Mo Vaughn?
Whiter than justin bieber? Whiter than justin bieber!
If only Allison Stokke had embraced her fame so well…
Only thing whiter than Justin Bieber is Justin Bieber moments after his meeting with Lou Pearlman
Tip for WOT, Matt: Being Terry Kennedy premieres.
Auto-Tune the SNOOZE, amirite?
After performing, Michael Gregory gave Velma her glasses back and then nipped into the kitchen where his Great Dane was rustling up a massive sandwich.
+1 AEVC
Note to self: Do not DVR Being Terry Kennedy.
CBS to give him his own show in 3….2….1….
this is some of the worst shit I’ve ever heard in my life
Watch carefully, you’re about to experience a nigga moment.
Why is there a guy holding a gold shoe at 43 seconds?