This is really in the realm of “gossip” instead of “television news,” but I’m reporting it because it’s fantastic news: “Gossip Girl” co-stars Blake Lively and Penn Badgley have broken up after three excruciating years together. Excruciating for me, I mean.
Penn Badgley and Blake Lively, both 23, have ended their three-year romance, a rep for the Gossip Girl costars exclusively tells the new Us Weekly.
They called it quits in mid-September. ”They’re professionals,” an insider tells Us Weekly. “They’re still good friends and hang out on the set.”
I’m not quite sure why I get so excited about celebrity news like this. I mean, it makes no sense for me to get excited about Blake Lively being single, because it’s not like she’s going to start dating me. I’m already in a happy relationship, and I don’t appreciate her trying to get in the middle of it.
FUN FACT: Blake Lively’s breasts are lighter than air, softer than kitten fur, and able to cure cancer.
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Am I the only one that thinks she looks like she was hit in the face with a Down syndrome?
@John Dooe — I’ll try to say this nicely: you’re a fucking idiot.
Relationships are overrated. Blake Lively is not. You know what to do. There’s no way that dumping your girlfriend for a million to one longshot at Blake Lively could possibly backfire. Yes, I’m sayin’ there’s a chance.
Perhaps Blake could be driven into my arms with a love poem:
Oh, Blake, with your fantastic tits…I can’t think of anymore, Damn.
I don’t care because I think they work on her, but I think she got a boob job
@johnny r
i will try the second line…
and you long legs that lead up to that great ass… man… uhhh
Third line:
you’re tied for first in hot chicks on that one show…
I bet she has other body parts softer than kitten fur, but not as furry.
/Meester > Lively
Matt, if your girlfriend loved you and wanted you to be happy she would let you have a tryst with Lively. My wife and I have a similar understanding about Allison Brie*.
*I assume
Meester is a homeless man’s Minka Kelly.
Lively is what I imagine God would be married to.
She gets it. People like tits and she’s got plenty to give so let the titty staring begin. And those gams. Croiky. She’s got legs from here to ya-ya.
I’m with Upstate.
Meester > Lively
“FUN FACT: Blake Lively’s breasts are lighter than air, softer than kitten fur, and able to cure cancer”
….and are made of silicone. Also, there are at least 50 women in hollywood 500 times better looking than her.
@Captain_Insano.
You seem like a nice person and all … but don’t you ruin this*.
*my big naturals masturbation fantasy
i always wonder what goes through the mind of those few commenters who put down a girl who EVERYBODY else agrees is clearly hot. My guess is Lady Gaga songs and assless chaps
I just found out today that her sister is Robyn Lively.
Of Teen Witch and, more importantly, Karate Kid III. I found that interesting. They kick the Duff sister’s asses.
Fucking Teen Witch. Growing up, Showtime had that shit on about 45 times a month. And since my dad loved the channel’s selection of softcore porn, we subscribed to Showtime and not HBO. (I’m not sure if he was aware of Cinemax at this point.) That is my sad story of how I know who Zelda Rubinstein is.