"I'd like to thank duh DURP A DURR HURRRR."
Hey, remember Angus T. Jones, the slovenly mouth-breather who represents the “Half” part of “Two and a Half Men”? Remember how you felt when you learned that he makes a quarter of a million dollars an episode? Well, it’s time to take your blood pressure medication, because he just got a raise to $300K an episode.
Jones — who plays Charlie Sheen’s nephew Jake Harper on the show — signed a minumum 26 episode deal on May 12, 2010 … which means dude will make $7.8 mil over the next two seasons … plus a $500,000 signing bonus.
That’s just the minumium [it's the British spelling - Ed.] he’s guaranteed. The reality is … CBS has guaranteed 48 episodes over the next two seasons, which means Angus would pocket $14.4 mil total, plus that $500,000 signing bonus. [TMZ]
Awesome. Really great news for such a deserving and talented young actor. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to suck-start this pistol.
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Kid looks like a lesbian.
SHOUT OUT TO RONDOGG!
Not to be a hater, but…
I hate every person in that picture. Except cigar guy.
Thanks for ruining my weekend Matt.
/going to tell the wife tonight to suck start my pistol
//points to crotch
That is going to buy a shit ton of Blow when the show gets canceled due to the discovery of Charlie Sheen’s Hooker Torture dungeon.
Funny, I thought Charlie Sheen was the “half” of the “Two and a Half Men.” He sure hasn’t acted like a Man this year.
THERE IS NO GOD.
congrats to cigar guy!
On a more serious note: Why aren’t there more stories on the eerie resemblance between Angus T. Jones and Jay Cutler?
Honestly, though, he’s the most talented one in the cast.
I hate to add to the pain, but that probably doesn’t account for money he might receive from syndication.
Charlie Sheen: That girl is hot
Jake: Yeah because she is wearing a sweater.
Laugh track.
You had a good run, America. Sorry to see you go out like this.
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to suck-start this pistol.”
I pictured R. Lee Ermey saying that. Then I wondered what exactly it would take for R. Lee Ermey to actually say that. Probably something like “Eyes Wide Shut”.
He’ll be sucking cocks for blow by the age of 24. Mark my words…
TRAVESTY!!! They cancel shows like Sports Night and this heaping pile of shit show is not only still on but the no talents are making this much$$$!?!?! FUCK! (this enraged me and I haven’t even had any tea yet!)
If Mark Zuckerberg wants to finally become a hero, he should buy this show from CBS and have it euthanized. “A million dollars isn’t cool. Know what’s cool? *hits Angus Jones over head with brick*”
minumium? MINUMIUM? minuFUCKINGmium? MIN OOOH ME YUM? I think the real travesty here is how british people write minimum…
We already knew that Angus Whateverhisnameis is just the undeserving personification of one of charlie sheen’s genital warts. I want to talk about MINUMIUM!?!?