Oh, Janine Turner. She was such a lovely footnote to the ’90s: she had a charming role in a successful TV show (brassy pilot Maggie O’Connell in “Northern Exposure”), and she played the love interest in one of the less-sucky 
Sylvester Stallone movies of the decade (Cliffhanger). And while she returned to respectable television in one season of “Friday Night Lights,” this is what’s become of her since: a poor man’s Lisa Rinna shilling for something called “Christoga.”
What’s Christoga, you ask? It’s Christian yoga (“yoga-filled body, Christ-filled soul”), and it’s a necessary development because regular yoga secretly spreads blasphemous Hindu teachings.
I guess it goes without saying that she’s part of the Tea Party movement, huh? Great. It’s getting impossible to enjoy a little ’90s nostalgia without some wacko broad opening the door for a political flame war. I guess I’ll toss Janine over here in the crazy pile with Victoria Jackson and Christine O’Donnell.
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Crazy cougar who’s into yoga!? She’s a walking porno!
i thought Lisa Rinna was a poor man’s Lisa Rinnna.
Didn’t she used to have a boob-filled tank top?
From Wikipedia:
“Turner is a frequent contributor to Republican Party candidates and organizations, donating at least $7,000 over the past decade.”
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And, for the record, I would ravage 2/3 of that crazy pile, and make Victoria Jackson play the ukulele while I did so.
What the fuck happened to her lips? Did they inject balloon animals?
I participate in a form of female circumcision that is very Jesus friendly. The screams of “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” are like a shower of divinity that washes my soul.
I’m with DG on this one but how the hell is Victoria Jackson gonna lick up my taint sweat while playing the ukelele?
Google Image Search: Christine O’Donnell
Oh, well then. Objection withdrawn. Start strumming bitch.
Politics aside, she looks pretty good for her age.
Janine Turner is also doing a campaign ad with Christine O’Donnell; they prove that O’Donnell isn’t a witch because she and Janine do not weigh the same.
Not on the crazy pile: Melanie Hutzell
I recall in my youth her showing up at Cubs games and it was some big deal that Mark Grace was drawing pictures of her cock and mailing them to her.
I also remember secretly watching Northern Exposure on the tv in my older brothers room so my parents wouldn’t think I was a dandy.