This saucy video is from Monday night’s “Weeds,” and needless to say, Mark-Paul Gosselaar pulling Mary-Louise Parker’s hair was just the beginning. What followed after this scene was probably the best sex scene between two hyphenated names we’ll ever see. Bohemea (NSFW) says…
I knew there was a filthy sex scene coming up between Nancy & Zach Morris. I did not know that MPG would totally violate MLP in ways that I’ve only imagined. He pulled her hair, spanked her with a belt, bent her over a bar & held her down while he had his beastly Preppie way with her. It was one of the most outstanding sex scenes I’ve ever witnessed.
The link above is accompanied by several NSFW screencaps of the scene, and you can watch the glorious unedited video at Fleshbot. But on the off chance that you’re forbidden from looking at nudity while at work, I’ve made SFW screencaps after the jump. I’m not sure what selfless miracle Mark-Paul Gosselaar pulled off to get the karmic retribution of this scene, but it’s somewhere on the level of blowing Jesus.
One more NSFW image here, if you’re into that sort of thing.
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*breathes rapidly into paper bag*
*masturbates even more rapidly into second paper bag*
Now MLP knows how Dennis Haskins feels.
Unfair! I smoke in bars all the time and I…
I don’t actually want to have sex with MPG, but shouldn’t that be my choice?
and the crazy thing is, mlp actually pushes the scenes
she freaks out the actors with her demands… is she a nympho or a committed actress? i would like to think both
speaking of which, I think I’m moving to LA to try for a part on weeds
“Weeds” is getting desperate for viewers, so I’d like to take this moment to thank everyone who is not watching the show for making this possible.
If not watching a show results in sex like this, I’ll stop watching “Community” immediately. (*This offer applies only to Allison Brie.)
@david…
you would not pay watch Gillian Jacobs get all kinds of raccoon naked?
I knew I forgot someone. Yeah, her too.
Two things: was that horrible song in the scene, or added by whoever posted the video? Also, was that video shot in 3-D? What was with all the blue-shaded blurs?
No, I’m not gay. Why?
GOD DAMMIT ZACH MORRIS!! 1st Kelly Kapowski & now MLP… what next?? a sex-tape with Megan Fox?!
Ok, take me off the list of not watching. I’m in. Anytime I see someone do to her what I want to do to her, I’m watching.
Is MLP day a national holiday?
@donturtuccio
You know Gillian Jacobs appeared topless in Choke, right?
That was the BEST SCENE EVER! I’m a grown woman with barely any libido. I blame my stupid husband & stupid kids for that. But this scene was AWESOME! I rewinded the DVR 7 times. It was my teenage fantasy…ZACK MORRIS getting nasty. I loved every minute of it! Hold on, I gotta go watch it again.
Hide yo kids, hide yo’ grandwaffles, hide yo’ raspberry-colored mocknecks, ‘cos they makin’ e’rybody masturbate up in hyuh!
Seriously, that shit was uncomfortably bonery.
this show has definitely jumped the shark. we get it, Nancy’s a drug dealing, bad mother, whore. yawn
At urbantwang hells yes! I am 29 and about 3 weeks ago started getting this crazy sex drive (that I hope lasts forever) that I had never had before-I liked sex but it was whatever-do it don’t do it whatever-but now I can’t hardly contain myself around my husband! That sex scene was replayed about 10 times by me! HOT and exactly what I want my husband to do to me!! Not sure if it was the stranger factor or the naughty factor or even the childhood fantasy of Zach but whatever it was it was HOT!!!
love it
MLP is just too gorgeous. I’d jump anything to jump her.