
In one of the more remarkable news stories of the year, the first of the Chilean miners trapped underground were rescued last night. Of the the 33 miners that have survived a half mile underground for the last ten weeks, twelve have been pulled to safety via a 2000-foot rescue shaft. Ha ha ha…. shaft.
“I’m so happy!” [Mario] Sepulveda yelled, grinning, punching his fist in the air and hugging everyone in sight. Sepulveda later said he had spent the last 10 weeks “between God and the devil.”
Twelve men have been pulled out in the rescue operation in the Chilean desert [10 a.m. Eastern update - I just watched another one reach the surface] — a drama in which the world was captivated by the miners’ endurance and unity as officials meticulously prepared their rescue. [MSNBC]
If you can’t spend your day watching CNN or Fox News or whatever, you can watch a live feed here. It’s kind of like the Shiba Inu Puppy Cam, but less cute and more heartwarming. Although I don’t see what the big hubbub is all about. They’ve been living in a dark space. They’ve had food delivered to them. They’re just living like bloggers. (I’m assuming the mine has Wi-Fi.)



Frank: Horatio, did you hear some of the miners stuck in that cold, dark cave were only teenagers?
Horatio: Well Frank, looks like some of those Chilean miners were…
*sunglasses*
… chilly minors.
YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
10 weeks in a mine away from the wife and kids? Sign me up.
Get back to work, slackers.
At least these likely Cowboys fans didn’t have to watch their amazing start to the season.
UU: Some of them may want to stay down there
[nymag.com]
There were some lovely gags posted here whilst it was ongoing: [twitter.com]
If you followed @chilean_miner from the get go it’s the funniest spoof twitter, or spitter. Sorry Gary
Roman Polanski just bought a condo in Chile because he heard about 30 minors.
A Chilean Miner is shitting all over a person’s face while they are wearing snorkel gear then pissing into their air tube after a week