Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (AMC) — I never saw this one, the sole Halloween movie without Michael Myers. How can you have a Halloween movie without Michael Myers? Easy: put haunted pumpkins on kids’ heads. (video via)
Glee (Fox) — It makes sense that “Glee” would do an episode dedicated to Rocky Horror Picture Show, since high school choir kids are the ones who’ve kept Rocky Horror in the theaters all these years. Look for a guest appearance by Meat Loaf. Or better yet, don’t. (Video below: “Glee’s” version of “Time Warp.”)
Sons of Anarchy (FX) — A special 90-minute episode. Maybe they’ll FINALLY get to the fireworks factory Ireland.
16 & Pregnant (MTV) — Season premiere. MTV continues to glamorize teen pregnancy by casting the spotlight on nine new teen mothers.
Raising Hope (Fox) — Uh oh, a full hour of “Raising Hope” and no “Running Wilde” tonight. That can’t bode well for Will Arnett & Co.
Nova (PBS) — Holy crap, remember “Nova”? Apparently it still exists. Tonight’s special is on the Chilean mine collapse and subsequent rescue effort.
Dancing with the Stars (ABC) — Kylie Minogue and Heart perform on this results show, in which Bristol Palin will finally get voted off if we’re lucky. When I was young, I remember specifically remember some people calling Heart “a female Led Zeppelin.” I hope those people paid for their vicious slander.
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