Here’s a clip from Comedy Central’s “Night of Too Many Stars” — the Autism Education fundraiser hosted by Jon Stewart — in which Chris Rock offers to curse out the ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend of the highest bidder. And a woman donates TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS to charity for Rock to swear at a guy who broke up with her over Facebook. So Rock follows through with lots of NSFW language and hilarious results.
Now, I love listening to Chris Rock swear at people, but what I can’t get over is that someone would break up with a woman who has $20,000 to give away. Sure, she’s a little thick in the britches, but ladies, if 20 large is an afterthought to you, you can look like Jabba the Hutt in a wig and I’ll give you all the lovin’ your big ass can handle. Call me!
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I woulda killed him for 20k. Just sayin.
No f’ing joke: when I watched this, right when she finished dialing, my phone rang.
She’s more than a little thick and in more places than just the britches.
20K buys a lot of Haagen Dazs.
Idea was inspired but like most of Rock’s work these days, however, a bit underwhelming.
Say what you want about Jabba’s weight, but he really knew how to dress his sex slaves.
I liked it better when Sam Kinison did it.
2:45 mark
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Or again here at the 6:00 mark
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Aaaarrgh! AAAAAAAHHHHH!
Dude, she’s got $20K to spare and she gives great head.
don’t you forget for one second that you’d have to EARN that 20K from her. the old-fashioned way.
I’d call her my Sugar Mama. Because she has diabetes.
Sorry Matt, my financial advisor says although I have 20k to give away, you aren’t a good investment
Chris Rock did not give value for money there, especially when compared to the Sam Kinison stuff OJP posted. Even though she was built like a brick shithouse, i’d bet a few guys in the audience would offer 20 large for a night with Desree there.
just the mere look of Chris Rock would give you laughs already *
oh well, chris rock is damn funny. i like his corny jokes and stuffs ‘~”