Oh, local news. Never change. In this report on the pressing matters affecting your community, Fox 8 News delivers a groundbreaking look into an elementary school that gave detention to a student for farting on the school bus. Here’s the lede:
Eleven-year-old Christian Sommers thinks that playing video games is fun. According to his school bus driver, he also thinks passing gas is fun. She didn’t find his flatulence so funny.
♪ ♬ I smeeeellllllll Pulitzerrrrrrrrr ♫– wait, no. Sorry, that’s little boy farts. The scents are very similar.
(Once you watch the video, play this fun game: FLORIDA OR OHIO?)
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So the whole country laughs at how bad Cleveland is, well all of Cleveland laughs at how bad Parma is.
/spent all my summer vacations there visting grandparents
The wallpapaer screams Ohio.
/no homo
Times have changed. I farted on the school bus, and was arrested.
Granted, this was last Thursday and I was hiding under the seats, but still…
Keep in mind, for this to exist, the parents had to decide it was a good idea to put their son’s flatulence on TV. They might’ve even called the station. That’s some quality parenting.
The Spleen
Kid is gassy, parents are attention whores
The bus driver smelt it, and the school board dealt it… the punishment, that is.
As an Ohio resident, that is definitely Ohio.
/farts in the direction of Florida
Did anybody else notice that the news station says that he rides the short bus?
Detention? In his heyday, my dad would get Life w/o parole.
I heard that the bus couldn’t take it – the wheels fell apart. Probably going to cost the district a lot of money to fix.