Charlie Murphy is best known for his work on “Chappelle’s Show” (“CHAAAAHLIE MURPHY!”), and even though I’ve never loved his stand-up, he gets a lifetime pass from me for The Playa Haters Ball. Here he is at Grambling State University on Wednesday night, and when the crowd turns sour and starts booing (fast forward to about the 1:00 mark), he calmly asks for his $22,000 check for the performance, holds it up and says:
This is you guys’ money, right? That y’all paid for Charlie Murphy to come see y’all, right? Y’all can have it back. Good night. F*ck you.
And then he drops the check and the mic on stage and walks off. So, SO awesome. I want him to be my dad.
(more info at The Comic’s Comic)
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*grinds boots into check*
“FUCK YO CHECK, NIG*GA! FUCK YO CHECK!”
I’ve seen Charlie Murphy’s standup set, and he can be funny. But his stile is suited for when people are paying close attention. Which seems to be a frustrating catch 22.
At least he’s not Donnell Rawlings. That fucking pud, we should just shove a case of alka seltzer down his throat for a fois grois boom paw.
Actually kind of a class move to not accept the check- but he was probably on his way to rob a dice game. EVERYBODY GET BUCK NAKED
$22,000 for Charlie Murphy? Well that is cheaper than Cam Newton.
/wait, what blog am I on
I like the kid in the jersey and ski cap who calmly goes up to the stage and takes the check (I think).
@Grimey 22k won’t even get you a back up long-snapper at USC. Wait, seriously where are we? All these blogs look alike!
Grimey – stop getting your Orson Swindle in my Warming Glow.
/seen the Jessica Alba topless pics yet?
Big fan of his as Tyree on the Mad Real World.
Maybe Grambling is more suited for a performance by Ashy Larry or Tron.
Game….Blouses!
@ UU:
then he had sex with Jenny
He must have forgot to rub the stump.
@Menace – He didn’t have sex with Jenny, he had sex with Katie; I remember this cause Katie got some big ole’ tit-tays.