Every Secret Word from ‘Pee Wee’s Playhouse’

Here’s a compilation of every secret word from “Pee-wee’s Playhouse.” Was this necessary? No. Was it desired? No. Is it interesting to watch? Not really, save an appearance from Phil Hartman towards the end. But it’s the Internet, and crap like “EVERY SECRET WORD FROM PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE” is just the kind of disposable video that people will click on because they’re bored and, hey, they remember watching Pee-wee Herman before he was caught masturbating in an adult theater. Holy crap, an adult theater! Can you imagine having to pay to watch porn, and then there were other people in the room to boot? The world must have really sucked before the Internet.

Granted, I was alive before the Internet, but all those memories have been replaced with viral videos. So long, scoring a goal in youth soccer; hel-looooooo Dramatic Eagle!

[The High Definite via The Duty]