Below is a clip from France's "Encroyable Talent" (English: "Incredible Talent") in which a contestant's "talent" is stripping with snakes (Her name is supposedly Priscilla Jones, but I hope we're not so naive to believe that). She starts out with one snake, but that's not enough, so she reaches into her box and pulls out a second snake. It's like the Double Entendre Olympics.
Now, I fancy myself a connoisseur of exotic dancers, and to call Priscilla a "dancer" is far too generous: she's on TV merely to take her clothes off in a suggestive manner while snakes writhe around on her. And the judges happily watch the entire performance without interrupting her. Because she is clearly an ARTIST.
Video below, followed by a fun slide show of the best screen caps. Be warned, some of this stuff is a little too sexy for work, but that's French television for you.
Welcome to French television. It is far superior to American programming.
I like that there are judges for this. As if score cards are somehow more appropriate than dollar bills. Or euros, I suppose.
This guy likes it.
Art, yo.
Clever girl.
Congratulations, you took a talent show stage and turned it into a strip club. Madame, you are a hero. Please accept this Croix de Guerre.
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I’ve got a snake she can dance with.
/points to crotch
My Cobra is shooting venom.
My Boa is constricting my pants.
I just Adder’d three inches.
My penis is getting erect…wait, I think I’m doing this wrong.
My penis is getting erect…wait, I don’t think I’m doing this right.
“so she reaches into her box and pulls out a second snake”
If that’s true, I doubt any of us are satisfying her.
* places penny in pants
My Copperhead is all agitated.
My cottonmouth is…um…I am so high right now. I have no idea what’s goin’ on.
Looks like its snake whacking day
*unzips pants*
My Milksnake is leaking.
…and it brings all the boys to the yard.
In Springfield, it called “Cromulent Talent” which makes sense since she is embiggening my pants.
If “American’s got talent” had people like that on the show I would watch it