Sons of Anarchy (FX) — FINALLY. I have waited almost a full week to have an excuse to use this picture. Find me another TV series where characters threaten to shoot babies, and I promise you: I will watch that show.
Dancing with the Stars (ABC) — Season finale. Will Bristol Palin complete her unlikely rise to chunky stardom by winning one of TV’s most popular reality competitions? Yeah, probably.
Raising Hope (Fox) — It’s a Thanksgiving episode. Personally, I find that Thanksgiving and Christmas episodes are never half as enjoyable as Halloween episodes. Too schmaltzy.
Parking Wars (A&E) — Want to see some of the ugliest aspects of human society? Watch people react to getting parking tickets on this show.
Glee (Fox) — Okay, I approve of the casting for this week’s episode: Carol Burnett guest stars as Sue Sylvester’s mother, who abandoned Sue at a young age to hunt Nazis. I hope she says “Nat-zee” like Brad Pitt in Inglorious Basterds.
Biography (BIO) — Megan Fox is profiled. Woo-hoo! Break out the MEGAN FOX tag! I hope Biography covers her seminal appearance in an underwear commercial and her star turn as a girl who wears a bikini in “Two and a Half Men.”
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I completely forgot about that! Last week I LITERALLY had to turn away from the tv when she did that. So metal. And I’m a wuss.
Ugh. Late term abortions are the worst!
Meter maids deserve every bit of abuse they get and more. If our society wasn’t wildly pussified, they’d get a lot more of the beatings they so richly deserve and local government would have to resort to more honest ways to raise money.
I find when threatening a baby with a Glock it’s best to keep my finger off the trigger until I’m absolutely sure I’m going to fire. In other words, I should have been a technical advisor for this episode.
On the bright side, that child actress is already ahead of the curve for her eventual transition into adult film.
Suppose Bristol’s weight gain is pregnancy weight? Man, that’ll be a very special christmas episode of DWTS, where the abstinance queen goes into labor on the stage.
See, in Canada Pavel Bure won Dances with the Skates or whatever it’s called. Civilized, non divisive… still, crazy as fuck.
Look, I know you don’t like Bristol Palin. But threatening the judges with shooting a baby isn’t going to sway them.
(Threaten to take away her bucket of chicken instead.)
That picture is one of life’s timeless beauties in a kinda dirty way. And Peggy Bundy is still hot, too.
Meter Maids deserve what that baby is getting. They suck, their lives suck, and I would prefer they sold crack to children. That would be more productive than telling me it’s too late; you already entered it into the system.
I want to see Parking Wars with the Stars on abc where “celebrities” dance there way out of tickets, hahahaha I punned the fuck out of that. I just smashed a puñata and awful jokes came pouring out.
If you sleep in your car how much do you tip a meter maid after she makes your bed and leaves a mint on top of your deployed airbag? Ahahahaha oh puñata!
that baby looks legitimately scared and that makes me sad.
Finally, I get something useful from this damn site.
A new desktop background.
I hope Biography covers her seminal appearance in an underwear commercial
I’m shocked and ashamed that not one person corrected Matt here – all of Megan Fox’s performances are seminal.
Sorry, but this image is disgusting. I love this website and i’ve enjoyed the few episodes of “anarchy” that I’ve seen, but putting a gun to a baby’s head? It’s crap like this that leads to censorship. Any hack can cross the line and shock people. Artists need to have the balls to show restraint.
necroing this thread just to say that you’re a wuss! HAHA
God, that pic gives me a boner.
Peggy Bundy ain’t fucking around anymore.