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‘Illegal Buttocks Injections With Bathtub Caulking’

Written by Matt Ufford / 11.29.10

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the local news story of the year: a New Jersey woman has been charged with practicing medicine without a license after she gave several women illegal buttocks injections with bathtub caulk. Hahaha, “caulk in the butt.”

According to court documents, Anivia Cruz-Dilworth (pictured) told the women that she was a trained professional and that she would inject them with a substance the 28-year-old called “hydro-gel,” which is supposed to enhance the buttock.

Instead, the New Brunswick resident injected her clients with a silicone sealant, the very same material used to caulk bathtubs. The injection sites were also sealed with Krazy Glue. Cruz-Dilworth, who has never been medically trained or educated to perform these injections, subjected the women to serious infections, ranging from cellulitis (a serious bacterial infection of the skin that spreads) to necrosis (tissue death). Several of the women had to undergo multiple surgeries. [ATL Night Spots via Videogum]

It helps if you imagine Cruz-Dilworth — Dilworth? Seriously? This story HAS to be made up — speaking in the voice of Dr. Nick Riviera from “The Simpsons.” “Hi, everybody! Whoa! I see you have a bad case of flat buttosis. I’ve got just the thing for that!” *fills syringe with caulk*

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Matt Ufford posted

"‘Illegal Buttocks Injections With Bathtub Caulking’"

  1. 11.29.10 at 4:34 pm
    Strange Botwin

    This took place in Jersey, but Dilworth, HAS to have roots somewhere in Florida. There must be a connection…

  2. 11.29.10 at 4:42 pm
    Danger Guerrero

    If I had one complaint about this story, it would be that it was a little light on forced beard eating for my tastes.

  3. 11.29.10 at 5:10 pm
    Tim Was Tim

    (pictured)

    I’d caulk it.

  4. 11.29.10 at 5:32 pm
    AEVC again

    Where does it say on the bathroom sealant packaging, “Do not insert into buttocks”? Some of these clients ought to consider themselves lucky. Cruz-Dilworth started off using paper mache.

  5. 11.29.10 at 5:38 pm
    Enrico Pallazzo

    Two things:

    1. How else would you seal a crack?

    2. Anyone with “Cruz” in their name should not be operating on you ever.

  6. 11.29.10 at 5:44 pm
    AEVC again

    The Essex County Asst. Prosecutor looks like he knows a thing or two about illegal buttocks injections strangles cats.

  7. 11.29.10 at 7:44 pm
    Pugiron

    This happened in New Jersey and peopel were dumb enough to fall for it?? Noooooooo…

  8. 11.30.10 at 9:47 am
    The Next 1

    those women are stupid. they could have gotten my caulk in their butts for free.

  9. 11.30.10 at 10:43 am
    okuma

    Nothing of value was lost.

  10. 11.30.10 at 11:16 am
    seul

    thanx for the slo mo replay @ the end it saved time

  11. 11.30.10 at 12:58 pm
    Agua de miPalo

    As punishment, the judge should order me to inject her butt with my caulk. I’d consider it my duty to do whatever is necessary to preserve the laws of this great nation.

    *prepares lube and ballgag, waves American flag*

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