Oh man oh God oh man Oh God oh man. Good news, everybody. GREAT news. Heidi and Spencer Pratt are filing for bankruptcy. They’ve lost everything. What a terrific day this is. I can’t remember ever being so happy.
The cash-strapped couple have reportedly squandered their combined $10 million fortune on living a lavish lifestyle, which included the use of private jets and six cars.
A further $3 million was wasted on the surgery-obsessed blonde’s failed music career, while renting a home in Malibu, California, set the pair back $35,000 a month, and Heidi’s bout of ten cosmetic procedures in 2009 is believed to have cost the duo – who recently rekindled their romance after parting ways in April – tens of thousands of dollars.
Additionally, Heidi and Spencer are now faced with a $2 million tax bill, which they are unable to pay.
The couple are now living in a studio apartment in the grounds of Spencer’s parents’ home. He said: “I feel like I’m 14 years old again. My parents are my lifeline.” [Contact Music via Best Week Ever]
Oh God, that was fantastic. Was it good for you, too? I could go for a cigarette right now. Right after I get cleaned up.
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More like “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Chapter 11″.
There was a time I would’ve emptied my bank account to bang Heidi. No, it’s just a simple cash transaction.
Fools + Money = Soon Parted
This story was a burst of sunshine on a rainy upstate NY afternoon.
Am I a bad person for hoping this is the beginning of a downward spiral that ends with a double snuff film?
Not at all Chazz, not at all.
OK all cleaned up now? Keep a trashcan nearby because this means that they’ll bless the airways yet again with a comeback reality show.
Is that an alien wearing boxing gloves behind them?
I’m having a crappy day, so this was just what I needed.
Sweet, sweet schadenfreude.
Oh goody, this reminds me of college when we used to make panhandlers dance before we gave them our change. Dance Speidi, dance!
dancing bums? Lame. Kicking bums? Awesome!
“Studio apartment” = Basement.
ahahahahahahahahaha. So happy to see these annoying fame whores blew their money. 3 million dollars on her music career? You could build 30 music studios with that much money. This is a happy day!!!!!!!! hip hip hoooooray
well she’s got the body now to be a stripper or street walker, so there’s a way to make some money
Hellooooooo Porn!