Oprah Owns the Internet (Links)

Susan Boyle was on ‘Oprah.’ In case you haven’t been keeping up, Faces from the Last Season of Oprah is still fantastic. Awkward screen caps always make me laugh. [GIF via folkinz]

Monday is Day One of Conan on TBS. Danger Guerrero explains why it’s imperative that we watch. [UPROXX]

Oh my God, there’s a slutty girl in Texas! Video footage of a lap dance/makeout session at Dallas’s new stadium. Beats the hell out of watching the Cowboys. [With Leather]

Adam Sandler’s next movie looks terrible. Fortunately, there’s a bouncy GIF of Brooklyn Decker to make up for it. [FilmDrunk]

Gandalf with a shotgun. Ian McKellen discusses his role in the coming Hobbit film, but I’m gonna go back to what really matters here: Gandalf with a shotgun. [Gamma Squad]

All your sex problems: solved! Except herpes. Here’s the weekly sex & fantasy football mailbag. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

Conan’s move to TBS: the shocking true (fictionalized) story! As told by Andy Richter. [GQ]

Inside the brilliance. “Community” creator Dan Harmon discusses the creative process for the show in this Q&A at UCLA. The way he talks about the show is reminiscent of the way “Arrested Development” worked when cancellation rumors started swirling. [North Hollywood]

For my Photoshop files. Twenty surprised cats and dogs. I need to get out my magnetic lasso and get to work on some of these. [BuzzFeed]

Doo dee doo, nothin’ to see here. Just a dog catching salmon that are swimming across the road. [CNN via KIRO]

This is what happens when you go on reality TV. Former “Bachelorette” suitor, 35, found dead 90 miles south of L.A. “near an area you would need to hike to.” Reminds me of where the abandoned car was found in Playback. Any Raymond Chandler fans here? No? Anyone heard of “books”? [THR]