On Friday, Oprah did her last-ever "Favorite Things" show in which she plays Santa Claus and gives away tons of free crap. This video is a compilation of all of the audience reactions during that show, and it is downright terrifying. FIVE WHOLE MINUTES of people losing their sh*t and crying because they got a watch or earrings or whatever. No joke: I find this to be way more disturbing than graphic images of zombies eating people on "The Walking Dead."
Strangely, as unsettling as the video is, it provides some delightful screencaps and animated GIFs. This justifies the entire existence of Faces of the Last Season of Oprah.
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If I were a a woman I’d be embarrassed and the men in the audience, hoo boy…..
/admits a free cruise and tv would be pretty sweet
This post is the GIF that keeps on giving.
Please, please sterilize these people.
UPROXX! I can’t view these slide shows in opera 10.6, I have to open this site in mozilla, this is the worst thing to happen in the universe ever!
These people just suck.
what did they win? an oprah fleshlight?
I like the elfish looking guy (or lesbian) in the middle with the sweater. Its like Oprah just told him that someday he can become a real boy.
Also, why were they so excited about getting an inflatable boat? Strange people.
Fucking Jesus. I now want to know what all the gifts were but judging by the audience reaction I’d imagine it was: immortality, the power of resurrection, time travel, a trip to the moon, Corgis, a cup of hot fat and the head of Alfredo Garcia.
@Bex — tech peeps are working on it. Such a tiny fraction of readers use Opera that that was apparently overlooked. Sorry.
p.s. Use Google Chrome.
That first GIF is better than all of the bouncing booby GIF’s combined. That fat lump of playdoh that comes in at the side is just fantastic.
I bet since Opera is open source, someone will get right on fixing that problem. What’s that? Oh. Well then, good luck with that.
Er, I use Firefox and I can’t get the damn slideshow to work either.
The smartest thing is that they corral all of these people into one place. Now all we need to do is murder the masses.
@AEVC, like Matt said, use Goggle Chrome. Works fine for me.
Oprah doesn’t work on Opera? Perhaps she’s being Oprhessive?
2 gifts Oprah didn’t give the audience: Lotion for their hands, and whatever drink to soothe their throats.
Best reaction shots at 2:21 and 3:33.
@AEVC again – I use FF 3.6.12 and the slideshow works just fine.
Great, now I look dumber than bex.
Scrap that, as if by magic, it’s kicked into life. Although I did just disable my Online Armor firewall.
Best news ever: they are doing a 2nd episode today. Best 2 days of TV faces ever.
EVERY! BODY! GETS A CORONARY! EVERY! BODY! GETS A CORONARY! EVERY! BODY! GETS A CORONARY!
/repeat
This is NUCKING FUTS!!!
Note that not one person in the audience went crazy when the Hand Made MAC & Cheese was presented!
I have to wonder how the audience reacted afterwards when it was revealed that they would NOT actually be going on a cruise but were actually being given a 15-foot long blow-up ship instead?! What a nice lawn ornament that would make!
I think I pooped a little when I saw the first gif.
So great.
Really the only that could make react like any of these people would be Johnny Depp walking out on stage in nothing but a bow, pointing at me, and saying “Get on.”
Correct me if I’m wrong, but here’s the real list of Oprah’s favorite things:
-Handmade kevlar underpants, because no other fabric can can fully contain her.
-She gave them each a Baskin-Robbins. Not a gift certificate but an actual entire store.
-Girl sex. Full on lesbian sex.
-”Fresh from my own private game reserve…. Huuuuuumaaaaaan FLeeeeeeeeeeesh!!!!”
I admit the initial reaction at the start of the show is a little much but I think almost anyone would be jumping up and down or at the very least smiling an clapping if someone were giving you thousands of dollars of free shit. Just sayin……anyone who says otherwise is most likely lying. And whether you use it or not, you can sell it. Dont be so self-righteous, you all seem like a bunch of morons anyway.
Laura….you’re cute but your wins-low
Obama Voters
@Laura: looks like it’s time to change that heavy-flow tampon and get on the treadmill.
The chick on slide 4 looks like she just had Oprah’s penis put inside her.
that made my penur soft…..dont forget the FDS…
ok i’ll admit it. i masturbated to at least four of these pictures.
Pobre existe em qualquer lugar mesmo huauhAUHauh…
OMG.. this just goes to show that oprah and her audience are just brainless idiots.
i mean maybe if she was giving everybody in the audience $1000+ it would be cause for excitment like that..
but jesus christ…
Depois Brasileiro é que é favelado!
I’d have similar reaction if the prize was a month in Belize with Gisele Caroline Nonnenmacher Bündchen as my sex slave…..
You are so right. If Oprah stirred poison into a batch of Koolaid, these people would drink it, no question.