The original photo is pretty great in its own right, but Sad Keanu is like bacon or chocolate: there’s nothing that he can’t improve. Today’s links:
Congratulations, San Francisco Giants. “How do you know that your riot is officially lame? It becomes a trending topic on Twitter.” [With Leather]
For the man (or woman) who can afford more than coal. The Uproxx Holiday Guide is your key to holiday eating, drinking, shopping and more. [UPROXX]
WHA? Political insight? A primer for 2012, in case you didn’t get your ass out to vote today. [UPROXX]
Note to self: stay away from the Philippines. A hilarious Lethal Weapon 2 scenario got much less funny when an actor was shot and killed by a well-meaning vigilante. Click for picture of Mel Gibson pointing a gun at adorable otters. [FilmDrunk]
Will Tanit Phoenix be TV’s new Wonder Woman? I’m not sure, but she certainly looks good in lingerie. [Gamma Squad]
TV news, Costanza GIF, and Yahtzee Dog below.
Republicans are well known for their senses of humor, of course. Poll says Leno fans are wealthy Republicans; Conan fans are unmarried atheists. [The Live Feed]
Blech, ugliest children’s costume ever. Kids dressed as Guidos from “Jersey Shore.” [Best Week Ever]
Much cuter! Wiener dog in a doggy wheelchair dressed as a hot dog cart. [And... She's Back]
Conan Interview. I wasn’t a fan of Conan’s Show Zero, but this interview was enjoyable. [NY Mag]
Pretty sweet George Costanza GIF. I wish my anger was a superpower. [shukelarkey]
Hahaha, I love you, Yahtzee Dog. He would take FOREVER to play a full game, though.
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Actually, it was Lethal Weapon 3, Matthew Brah-derick.
FilmDrunk said Lethal Weapon 2. Take your blog commenter knowledge over there, where you will be welcomed as a king.
The only name uglier than Tanit is Khloe.
I keep reading her name as Taint.
Rich, republican, married, Jesus freak here, and I think Conan is the shit while Leno should burn in hell. Take that you polls.
FYI: chocolate syrup does not improve orange juice. Just trust me on this one.