Scarlett Johansson will host this weekend’s “Saturday Night Live” with musical guest Arcade Fire, and if you were wondering, “Hey, is Scarlett Johansson still really, really pretty?” the answer is yes. Yes, she is still impossibly good-looking.
Her promos with Jason Sudeikis (lucky SOB) are embedded below. Some of them are cute (she does an adorable pirate voice), some of them are REALLY stupid, but all of them are united by one universal truth: that I would push any of my readers off a nine-story building to make out with her. And I’d expect you to do the same to me. Although, honestly, it would be kind of messed up if Scarlett saw me push someone to their death and was all, “That was sexy, let’s make out.” Messed up and HOT.