Scarlett Johansson will host this weekend’s “Saturday Night Live” with musical guest Arcade Fire, and if you were wondering, “Hey, is Scarlett Johansson still really, really pretty?” the answer is yes. Yes, she is still impossibly good-looking.
Her promos with Jason Sudeikis (lucky SOB) are embedded below. Some of them are cute (she does an adorable pirate voice), some of them are REALLY stupid, but all of them are united by one universal truth: that I would push any of my readers off a nine-story building to make out with her. And I’d expect you to do the same to me. Although, honestly, it would be kind of messed up if Scarlett saw me push someone to their death and was all, “That was sexy, let’s make out.” Messed up and HOT.
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You push me off a building for her? I would too. Clearly this can only be settled…at THUNDERDOME!
This blog is a piece of shit.
Although, honestly, it would be kind of messed up if I saw Ron Perlman push someone to their death and was all, “That was sexy, let’s make out.”
While I agree that she’s very, very pretty, I do not actually want to make out with her. However, I would certainly cause any of you bodily harm in order to make out with her husband.
Happy Birthday!
There better be a companion this week to Marble Columns, Chandeliers and Porcelain Fountains.
Funny….Ted Hinkley Jr. thought the same thing.
Yes, but what about your contributors? Will you at least give me a pair of flimsy wings I can comically flap as I plummet to Earth?
She’s so pretty that it feels like I’m masterbating to a piece of art; except one that will report me to the police
Uff, I can’t lie. I, too, would push any of your readers off a building to make out with her.
Arcade Fire is hipster garbage.
Yeah, well, I’d push Uff off her just to make out with a nine-story building!
How did you trick me into watching a commercial, to watch a promo? For Saturday Night Live. You’re good, you.
I’d push all of your readers, then push my mother, sister and all all of your mothers and sisters.
And puppies.
I need to hug her…