Ellen Degeneres sent Amy Rhodes, a staff writer on her show, to Universal Studios’ haunted maze for Halloween, and this is the hardest I’ve laughed all day. The video below is two hilarious minutes of her screaming and crying and swearing in frustration, and I swear those are the only ways that it’s similar to having sex with me.
[via Paul Scheer]
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H’mm. *replaces subway with haunted house as number one place to feel up strangers* Now where’d I leave those night vision goggles?
The only thing that this is missing is a watermelon to the face.
I’m debating whether or not this is turning me on
Still not punishment enough for writing the Ellen show.