Mariah Carey spent several hours on Home Shopping Network yesterday in order to sell her perfume and Christmas album and whatnot to the lonely cat-petting masses, and Rich at fourfour made a supercut of her repeating the same things over and over. I GET IT, YOU’RE PREGNANT AND YOU HAVE A HEIGHTENED SENSE OF SMELL.
Nevertheless, the video is kinda hypnotic in its own way. I haven’t watched this much Mariah since the video for “Honey.” What? No I wasn’t! Shut up, YOU were masturbating to it!
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Pregnant boobs are awesome.
Well, I went and watched the Honey video. That was some sophomore-year boner right there.
I can’t remember which video I spanked it to more–”Honey” or “Back that Ass Up” by Juvenile.
“I haven’t watched this much Mariah since the video for ‘Honey.’”
Big Eddie Griffin fan, huh?
I will never forget her MJ Wizards bodysuit thing that she wore about a decade ago. BOING.
Forget the “Honey” video, pregnant Mariah on HSN is boner inducing.
So what? I spanked it to this video also.
True story; Mariah and I have the same birthday and I had the opportunity to join her for a birthday dinner. I told her I was only interested if she was making breakfast the next morning. I received neither breakfast nor dinner.
I should add that was years ago, before her mental breakdown/marriage to Nick Cannon.
Also, did the HSN show really say “Mariah Carey’s Luscious Pink”? Because, just wow and shit