So You Think You Can Boner Spin

Hoo boy. This is going to be problematic for people with eyes. Continue below for Daft Punk impersonators conducting some innovative dick slang with a prosthetic phallus on the Dutch version of “So You Think You Can Dance.”

The so-called “music” here qualifies as aural rape, so do yourself a favor and skip to the 1:10 mark to watch this jackass spin like a top on his fake boner. And yes, it’s obviously a fake boner, unless cock push-ups are a real thing now.

(Cock push-ups? What are those?)

[via The Daily What]