The History Channel is making its first foray into scripted television with “The Kennedys,” an eight-part miniseries starring Greg Kinnear and Katie Holmes that may or may not be a right-wing hatchet job. The cast also features Barry Pepper as RFK, Tom Wilkinson as Joe Kennedy, and Lobster Dog as Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara (citation needed).
“And uh, as you can see below, there-uh is now a postah. It uh, er uh, looks like a serious postah. But are these not serious times? Does the condition of television today not demand that our-uh postahs be moah serious? My fellow Americans, ask not what your bloggah can Photoshop for you; ask what you can Photoshop for your bloggah.”
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I look forward to Tawmmy’s guest posts “The Kennedys: Just the Bad Ass Parts.”
Er, uh, I believe research into this show will require a, er, fact-finding mission to Aruba. Vote Quimby.
“Pahts,” wehavehair. There are no r’s in Boston.
Smello, we do too have r’s in Boston! They go at the end of words that normally end in vowels. For example: “idear”
that may be your greatest lobster dog photoshop yet…I see the graininess and love it…grrr
I need this mini-series like I need a hole in my head.
Needs Teddy. Teddy was an excellent driver.
I’m on board as long as they show this part:
I have just had an escapade. Got a fuck and a suck in a Mexican hoar-house for $.65, so am feeling very fit and clean. They say that one guy in four years has gotten away without just the biggest juiciest load of claps. —JFK, letter to friend Lem Billings, May 1936
I think you mean Lobstah Dahg
This show will end with a bang
There’s a few holes in this story…
Man, I can’t wait for Lobster Dog to pinch Castro.
Needs more chowdah, Frenchy.
How Sofia Vergara’s bouncing tits gif from last nights Modern Family intro wasn’t today’s lead in I will never know
I think I’ll rewatch The Fog of War tonight, thanks for the McNamera shout out. Real Politik in the hizzy!
no Toonces? I was promised Toonces
Lobstah Dahg is concerned about the Cuban Drawn Butter crisis.
i hate scientology films.