Have you always wanted to have sex with Snooki, but never been in the same room with her when she’s drunk? Well, now you can have the next best thing… CORRECTION: Now you can have something even better, in that it’s safe and doesn’t talk talk like Snooki: the Snooki sex doll. Unfortunately (or fortunately?), the actual product is a blow-up doll that bears no resemblance to Snooki, but the advertising on the packaging (see full image below) is what’s particularly disturbing:
Play Nookie With Her Snooky!
The Jersey Whore Who Always Wants More!
She’ll Suck the Cream Right Outta Your Cannoli!
Fill Her Three Greasy Gravy Holes!
Greasy. Gravy. Holes. Great, that phrase is going to pop in my head every time I see Snooki now. Ugh.
As a side note, can you imagine how great the life of the product model must be? That must be a real treasure for her modeling book. “And here you can see me as dressed a cheap Italian stereotype for a blow-up sex doll…”
I want more like this!
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