Saturday Night Live (NBC, Saturday) – I’m like 90% sure Matt would fire me if I didn’t lead with Scarlett Johansson hosting SNL. I’ll fight any of you to the death if you think you’re taking this fill-in gig from me.
The Walking Dead (AMC, Sunday) – I mentioned this in the comments, but I don’t watch this show. I’m not into zombies, and I don’t really like being scared by my television. I’m what the French might call, “a freakin’ puss.” (The bilingual French.)
100 Orgasms A Day (Discovery Health, Friday) – An examination of Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome and its effect on women. 100 orgasms a day? I imagine that looks something like this GIF of Alison Brie from earlier.
America’s Cutest Cat (Animal Planet, Friday) – I totally won’t not watch this show. I mean, I wouldn’t be caught dead failing to watch it. I mean, uh… yeah.
The Mark Twain Prize (PBS, Sunday) – Tina Fey is this year’s recipient. She polarizes some people, but I think she’s amazing. Just look at the quality of SNL when she was the head writer versus the past few seasons. Admittedly, that’s like comparing someone to the kid who drools on himself, but at least she doesn’t ruin all her collars, you know?
CSI: Miami (CBS, Sunday) – From TV Guide, “The CSIs investigate when a sugar factory explodes. The probe uncovers a surprising secret about one of the factory’s employees.” Oo, lemme guess! He likes to break up a busy day of evil deeds with a game of racquetball!
I want more like this!
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