Charlie Sheen spent Christmas with the people he loves most: hookers. According to Radar Online (so be skeptical about the report), Sheen skipped out on three separate family engagements in order to do cocaine and nail prostitutes. Which, to be fair, is all he wanted for Christmas. Or any day ever.
One year after being arrested on domestic violence charges in Aspen, Colorado, the Two and a Half Men star was nowhere to be found at family events where he was expected.
“He skipped going to his brother Emilio’s, didn’t show up at Denise Richards‘ house and also skipped seeing his daughter Cassandra,” a source close to the family said.
I wonder how you go about getting Christmas hookers. Do you have them come over the night before so you can wake up with them on Christmas morning? Do you order them in advance so they show up on Christmas morning? Or do they show up at noon after you’ve had the chance to open presents and have a cup of coffee? Personally, if I had “Two and a Half Men” money, I’d make the pimp show up in a Santa Claus outfit and deliver the girls to me in a sack.
[via Celebitchy]
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In Sheen’s defense, the radio stations had been playing “White Christmas” an awful lot.
Also, he was really horny.
Hookers and blow, hooker and blow
Ev’ryone wishes for hookers and blow
How do you measure its worth?
Just by the pleasure it gives here on earth.
Hookers and blow, hookers and blow
Mean so much more when I see
Hookers and blow
On ev’ry Christmas tree.
/sung to the tune of Silver and Gold
Happy Whore-lidays!
I’ve watched pieces of both Wall Street and Major League over the last few weeks and I’m left wondering, what the fuck happened to this guy? Besides the coke and hookers obviously.
Hookers can be written off as a business expense right?
Do you have to pay extra to have her blow you with a box on your dick?
I wonder that Sheen’s plans for New Year’s Eve are?
I’d make the pimp show up in a Santa Claus outfit and deliver the girls to me in a sack.
See, it’s funny because “in a sack” is usually how the hookers leave my place.
YOU GO BOY
who cares we love you charlie enjoy your holidays
I can’t wait for Charlie Sheen to get into some trouble he can’t get out of…..cause he has turned into a real PUKE!!! and this won’t last forever…wait till his show gets sick of all his negative behavior or I should say the sponsors that back his show…he’s a piece of SHIT!!!
We love you Charlie Sheen… live life to the hilt….stay alive…love you
Who cares? I feel horrible for his children. One thing I do know for SURE is that kids grow up to figure things out all on their own without any bad-mouthing from an ex, and-or newspaper! These kids will grow up and be ashamed to call him “Dad.” Very sad!
Uh–where does tmz get their facts ??-tmz is a place for people who cannot get a real job–and who fucking cares–I wish I got Hookers and Blow myself !!!!Maybe next year ??
you go charlie you are the f’n man
Charlie is awesome! I want a white Christmas with some bangin bitches. Who doesn’t, long live every mans dream. Lady’s your man might not admit it to you, but he’d drop you quicker then Sheen does his hookers just to get a week of his life… =)
How long will people look the other way and praise Charlie Sheen for his out of control behavior with drugs and hookers? How dare he call himself a father to his children. He needs to lose custody and visitation with his children. Charlie … you’re days are numbered!
he’s my idol…hookers & blow …sounds like my kind of Christmas
HE S A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY.IT COULD BE A GOOD SHOW..BUT ALL POTTY MOUTH. ALL SO UNNECESSARY. I USED TO WATCH IT…BUT DO NOT ANYMORE.
potty mouth, oh Helen, what horribly offensive language. Why not call it like it is doody mouth.
Charlie,
You need a dose of reality. What a pig (sorry piggies)…. I really hope you get a visit from the Goddess of Reality one night. Your insane antics threaten the livelihood of all of those who must work for you. I know you don’t give a shit but your kids need money from your estate to live …
keep it up and you will be the has been you so solidly set on making yourself……….Ted Williams has an instruction manual you should read: “Be a homeless bum on the internet”.
who the hell are any of you to judge him for what he does? yeah he makes mistakes but that doesn’t mean he’s a horrible dad… how do you know what kind of father he is? do you live with him? do you live with his ex wife? didn’t think so for all you know he could be doin that shit when his kid isn’t there… media is nothing but a bunch of bullshit trying to make EVERYONE look bad… they hear a rumor they put it the paper and on tv… a person makes a mistake and automatically “this persons on drugs” or “this person’s cheating”… who freakin cares? is it your life? yeah sometimes it’s sad but to be honest when press is giving you a constant bad name for your children and family and fans to read about don’t you think you’d get depressed? i personally think if the freakin paparazzi and the media would mind their own goddamn buisiness these people could actually live nice lives… but like i said you keep screwing with their lives and puttin your nose where it doesn’t belong something bad is bound to happen to someone
Charlie is Awesome!
I am jealous. I wish I had that kind of money. The sex must be incredible. I am not into drugs but I may make an exception and try viva viagra.
Judging from the above sample of reactions, I can see why the Nations of Islam are worried about their hold on their
citizens.
Im prayin 4 u mr sheen!!!!
It is a shame that he is even ruining his Great Father Martin’s name
Thats really sad. He will be dead soon and everyone will say I saw it coming but no one does anything to help.
What else do people expect when the show he is so famous for depicts exactly what he is doing in real life!It seems to me that they are endorsing his life style by portraying him as a drunk and whoremonger,why are people so quick to bash him for doing in real life exactly what he is doing on the show every week!!!!!!!!!Hang in there charlie we still love ya man!!!
I blame the hookers. Don’t they know Christmas is a national holiday???
I find the show too much off color (but I still watch it)!The one thing that truly upsets me is Jake’s character. He’s getting quite an education for his age and also are the young teens who watch. I’m 80 years old if it matters.