Below is a video so terrific that it’s hard to believe it happened on our crappy little planet. CNN was covering something boring about taxes and protests, and then it inexplicably cut to the scene in Dumb and Dumber where Jeff Daniels has diarrhea. I have no idea how or why it happened, but YouTube commenter Sorry4DoublePosting has a theory:
Must’ve been queued up for the dot-head to laugh at during the commercial breaks. A really classy organization, isn’t it? The place is crawling Jew-bashing Hispanics, poverty pimps, Canadian commies, homely feminazis, Paki terrorists, Britfags, stealth queers and whore chasers. Now you know why their ratings are in the tank.
Oh, YouTube commenters, you really do destroy everything beautiful. Let’s just get on with the accidental toilet humor, shall we? Because accidental toilet humor is the best toilet humor.
[Townhall.com via BuzzFeed]
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*adds “Jew-bashing Hispanics, poverty pimps, Canadian commies, homely feminazis, Paki terrorists, Britfags, stealth queers and whore chasers” to list of 2011 Fantasy Football team names*
I’d be horrified by that dude’s comment if I wasn’t so impressed with his wordplay.
That’s surprisingly well-written grammar and punctuation wise for a Youtube comment, especially one so retarded. I’m going with troll for that one.
I don’t know what a “stealth queer” is, but it sounds like a danger to our country. THESE COLORS DON’T RUN!
“We didn’t just put that on TV, did we?”
That. Was. AWESOME.
Maybe stealth queers are gay ninjas?
Well, at least we know what The Soup will be showing tonight.
I did some googling just to make sure I fully understood some of the epithets and lo, Warming Glow is now the number one search result for “stealth queers.”
How nice of him to distinguish between the dot heads and the Paki terrorists. It’s nice to see progress in racial slurs in internet posting. Far less lazy than going for the usually all encompassing camel jockey.
Matt, evidently, the color brown runs. DOes that Make Jeff Daniels the “stealth queer”? Actually, I hear China has tried to develop a copy of the stealth queer. They can’t seem to quiet down the “Awwww SNAP!”, though.
Like your introductory sentence states, I can hardly believe this actually happened, and would almost declare shenanigans if not for the rigorous veracity verification process that all clips must go through before they appear on Warming Glow. *clears throat*
Good work.
Maybe they were using the vid as an illustration of Dem strategy on tax cuts?
Ignoring the racism, that truly is the greatest scene in movie history.
A friend of mine, upon seeing this video, noted that they had the “New Line Cinema” credit at the top. So the clip was, at least in some form, meant for air, right? WHy on Earth would CNN ever need to show that clip?
@DG – yes, alliteration really does make racism a tad more tolerable, doesn’t it.
/Wonder if the production intern got canned yesterday or today?
//canned! get it?!
dude, those protest are looking third worldish
@Matt: I don’t know what a “stealth queer” is, but it sounds like a danger to our country. THESE COLORS DON’T RUN!
No sir, they skip.
Wouldn’t surprise me if that wasn’t someone’s F-you on the way out the door on CNN
The script is also messed up. Midway through a story on protests in England (with matching video and sound), the guy jumps tracks into the middle of a story on Congress’ vote last week. Me thinks a producer copied and pasted from a previous script and chopped in the wrong place.
Incidentally, those video queues are don’t automatically within the scripts themselves. The timing and all that is preset by the producer; there isn’t someone waiting to press play. So that video file was placed in the script right there and was probably there because it was used in some story on toilet humor or something and the producer linked to the wrong file name.
In other news, a news producer position is now available at CNN.
I’m calling bullshit on this “accident.” CNN just happens to have a diarrhea movie clip queued up and someone mistakenly hits the play button? No way.
More likely this is another case of a manufactured mistake meant to go viral.