Comedy Central’s next roast will target Donald Trump, America’s caricature of a wealthy person. The dais of roasters has yet to be determined, but I think we can cross Greg Giraldo off the list 
The dais, Roastmaster and other finer details will be announced in the coming months, but right now, I can tell you that the event will tape on March 9 and will air sometime in the Spring. Not only that, but this Roast brings the franchise back to New York City for the first time since 2005.
Asked about participating in the Roast, Trump said, “I’ll show up to the Roast because Comedy Central is paying me a lot of money, but I’m confused as to how anybody could make fun of me.” Good one, Donald Trump. [Comedy Central]
I don’t know about you guys, but I hope someone tells a joke about his hair. It’s like a head full of dyed Asian pubes.
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his SNL episode was on VH1 last night. Holy fuck, it was awful. He is awful. The jokes he made were supposed to be real jokes… “I’m the richest man in the room” THAT’S NOT A FUCKING JOKE
This guy is the most humorless douche bag on earth. His pretentiousness is off the fucking charts.
$20 says the roastmaster is Darrell Hammond.
I was going to guess Joan Rivers, but Burnsy nailed it.
I just hope they can land Hammond, what with his busy schedule and all.
Completely and utterly unrelated, but I just discovered that the voice of John Teller on “Sons of Anarchy” is Nicholas Guest — Christopher Guest’s brother.
Apparently, he was also the yuppie neighbor of the Griswolds in “Christmas Vacation,” the one who was banging Elaine Benes.
This means Randy Quaid had the nerve to yell “shitter’s full!” to a SAMCRO legend, and lived to tell the tale.
Otto Man, that is some quality Six Degrees of Randy Quaid right there. Will you please pay his hotel bill now?
@Otto — now I’m impressed at how prominently lesser siblings (Quaid, Guest and also Brian Doyle Murray) are featured in that movie.
Looking over IMDB, it seems the revolving role of Rusty was played by one of the Big Bang Theory dweebs as well. Plus you had Juliette Lewis, Diane Ladd, E.G. Marshall, and the mom from “Everyone Loathes Raymond.”
Damn. That movie may well be the crossroads of the universe.
“Plus you had Juliette Lewis, Diane Ladd, E.G. Marshall, and the mom from “Everyone Loathes Raymond.””
And Bill Murray’s brother. Bill Murray was in “Wild Things” with….you guessed it, Kevin Bacon.