Below is a promo for TLC’s “Strange Addictions,” premiering December 29th. Keeping in line with TLC’s vision of being a 21st century freak show, each week the docu-series will profile people with compulsive habits like eating toilet paper, eating detergent, eating all of their meals on the toilet, touching strangers’ hair, sleeping with their blowdryer, putting their hands in Jell-O, and burning themselves with matches. (I actually made up half of those, but I figure they’ll be on the second season.)
Hey, remember when TLC was dedicated to making educational programming? Haha, me neither.
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wtf was that last woman doing in the grocery store?
Oh TLC… The Lunatic Channel…
Time to start putting phosphates back in detergent; And nuclear waste.
I know a guy who eats napkins if he gets bored when we go out to eat. He’s also a huge douchebag from Montana. Them people just ain’t right.
I can understand that tasty one-ply, but the quilted is taking it waaaaaaay too far.
Oh, c’mon. The one ply is like an h’ordouvre (or however it’s spelled). The two ply is the meat!
By the way, don’t EVER ask that woman to a fondue party.
“It’s my dirty secret,” that I’m sharing on national television to make myself feel important through my shame.
Do all women eat toilet paper? I know I can’t keep enough in stock when they’re around.