‘Tis the Season to Stick ‘Em Up. Burnsy gives a rundown on holiday burglaries. [Uproxx News]
“Thought provoking, but mostly, complaint provoking.” Vince reviews Tron. [FilmDrunk]
Not surprisingly… Tron Guy liked Tron a lot more than Vince. [Gamma Squad]
Don’t Hate the NFC West, Hate the Playoff System. I’m with Punte on this one. Probably because I’m a Seahawks fan. [With Leather]
Mary-Louise Parker: What I’ve Learned. “Being naked has a certain element of drama.” Goodbye, pants. [Esquire]
One-sentence reviews of all 30 for 30 documentaries. These are great. [Hellafied Gangsta Lean]
$12,000 well spent. A man spent four years sending checks to a woman he thought was an anchorwoman with breast cancer. Turns out he was getting scammed by a fat Hispanic woman. [Houston Press]
86 hours of “24.” A California man won $10,000 — plus a “24″ DVD box set — for watching all 86 episodes of “24″ consecutively. He then slept 15 straight hours. [SF Chronicle]
’80s Dog wants to party. [Dogs via Cool Dogs, The Clearly Dope, Today Show Tumblr, and c milleur]
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Awwwww poor Stroller Dog must have had a tough day.
80′s dog is cool, but he’s no Spuds Mckenzie the original party animal dog from the 80′s.
/RIP Spuds
86 hours != 86 episodes.
The show had, what, 6 seasons, 24 episodes a piece? So 144 episodes.
/just sayin’
@Bobman, if you take out the commercials it probably is closer to 86 hours.
That is you, right? I can’t tell with hair and without sequins.
And your photoshop skills are reaching epic levels. No way you convinced a girl to take a picture with you.
That Mary-Louise Parker piece is just… I dunno. She’s one of those women who SHOULD be hot, but there’s something weird about them that makes you go “ugh.” Her face looks about 20 years older than her body.
Wow, a woman that doesn’t think MLP is all that. What are the odds?
Shut your whore mouth Jen. I want to ride a unicorn of dreams with a naked MLP whilst feeding her peeled grapes and brushing her hair.