Below is a commercial for one of the Germanest toys to ever German. It’s called Kackel Dackel, and even though I don’t speak a lick of German, I’d guess that it translates roughly to “poop dachshund.” Or perhaps “wiener sh*thound.”
That’s right, it’s a toy wiener dog that you feed in order to make it defecate. Hahaha, what fun! It’s the perfect toy to guarantee another generation of scheisse-porn fetishists!
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Matt, your guess would be right. According to wordreference.com., Kackel is German for “shit” and Dackel is German for “dachsund”.
Uh, why the hell does the little girl hold her nose at the end?
The only thing more perplexingly delightful is the face of the boy in the middle. His look of demented glee lets me know his great-grandfather must have been one hell of a Nazi stormtrooper.
Jesus Christ, the Germans are twelve kinds of fucked up.
And as this video shows, it starts in childhood. Always has. Go read the original versions of the Brothers Grimm fairy tales, not the Disneyfied versions, and you’ll find endless stories of limb hacking, head chopping, and pushing people into ovens.
Seriously, it’s pretty much a straight line from the Brothers Grimm to the Holocaust.
I’ve seen a decent amount of porn in my day, and German porn is far and away the most fucked up shit I’ve ever seen.
I don’t know why that girl is laughing. Doesn’t she know that the kackel is going to be smeared on her chest?
Yeah, that would never play here, especially with hot blonde dolls. This commercial+ my kids+ DVR= hours of fun.
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C’mon German toy makers, you’re really phoning it in. Why is this Dakel’s Kakel not edible? Why is there no smear spatula included with this toy. Lazy, that’s what you are.
It might sound anal (pun somewhat intended) but “Kackel” is not an actual word. The real word is “Kacke” and was probably changed to rhyme with “Dackel”. Still doesn’t change anything about it being a completely fucked up idea for a children’s game.
uhhh…no comment
I love the animation when the guy slips. That’ll show that skinhead!
Seriously Germany, what the fuck wrong with you?
that toy doesn exist…….
it was a part of a comedy show…
mein gott ihr Amis glaubt echt jeden Mist……
vorn kopf klatsch
Yes it does exist. Try amazon.de
And before you accuse of us glauben jeden Mist…check your spelling “doesn”
Ummm, before you start disparaging the Germans, a similar toy is on sale right here in the good ol’ US of A. My sister just bought it for her daughter this Hannukka. I guess, Immortal, the question really is: what the fuck is wrong with us??!!
hey Egal,
Leck mich am Arsch, as they say in your country. The toy is on Amazon.de. Show us the link to this “comedy show”, why don’t you?
You should be able to laugh about this toy, instead of making false claims and insulting us.
htownmark:
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YOu know what’s more disgusting and fucked up that the dog taking a shit? The ignorant asshole Nazi and Holocaust references made by the most ignorant assholes on the planet earth. see above. Stupid fucking idiots.
The Kackel Dackel is made Goliath Toys. Goliath Toys is a DUTCH company. [www.goliathgames.nl]
I used to buy my son little pooping cows in the US years ago–available in CVS, Walgreens, other drug stores. We were ahead of the Germans, but where are the US pooping cows now? Maybe they would have been more popular with dice, etc.
This is funny … not much different than the pooping reindeers at Christmas time. Lighten up, folks! Poop – Nazi…? Wow, what a disturbing connection. Fact is, kids, especially boys think poop and other bodily functions are funny. That’s why the whoopie cushion has been selling for years.
How can we discuss the doggie-poop themed children’s game Kackel Dackel if we don’t first discuss the origins of WWII, the holocaust, and whether the holocaust was caused by the inherent evil in every German genetically or if it was in fact fabricated by Jewish Zionists in their gluttonous desire for global power? And what are the implications of these discussions on 9/11? Is America responsible for stoking the violence that led to these heinous acts or were they perpetrated by Zionist insiders, to create a pretext to use American military might to destabilize the middle east? Lastly, what age groups are most likely to enjoy an entertaining round of Kackel Dackel and does anyone have a recipe for making replacement play-dough? Because I would suggest that the play-dough that comes with Kackel Dackel will likely dry out after a week or two.
After reading the description on Amazon… its kind of funny.
This game seems designed to instill in young children an idea of being responsible about taking care of their dogs poop. The kid who collects the poop (by shoveling it and putting it into a little garbage can) wins the game. The whole idea here is that the most responsible pooper scooper wins. I think the fact that it’s the perfect synthesis of something poop-themed and a lesson in being responsible for the beautify of the community makes for a supremely Double-German game. In the best possible way.
So was will ich auch haben…
Damnit WillJong, I was going to be the smartass and explain what’s behind this! you did a pretty good job, though.
“The whole idea here is that the most responsible pooper scooper wins. I think the fact that it’s the perfect synthesis of something poop-themed and a lesson in being responsible for the beautify of the community makes for a supremely Double-German game.”
It’s true, it’s an educational toy. I bet you there is a recycling game for children out there too. That’s how we roll, I guess.