If memory serves, I haven’t missed a day of work due to sickness in almost three years, when I got the flu back when I was writing With Leather. But man, this head cold I’ve got right now is a real bitch. My mucus production is off the charts. I blame my nieces. Those adorable little Cindy Lou Who appearances are just a cover for their true mission as carrier monkeys. May as well just put a blonde wig on a petri dish.
You can gauge someone’s intellect by telling them you have a cold. “Drink lots of fluids and get some rest.” Oh, is that how it’s done? THANK YOU, JONAS SALK. I have spent the last several decades completely unaware of this exotic “cold” malady. Your medical expertise is a shining beacon in my long dark night of sniffling. Truly, you deserve the Nobel Prize for SHUT YOUR FACE AND GO AWAY.
Anyway, with the holiday and my sickness, it’ll be kind of a short day today. But enjoy this video from the BBC about polar bears jacking up hidden cameras.
I want more like this!
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