It’s that time when we review the year through the prism of top ten lists, and Mr. Skin — possibly the most overhyped, annoying subscription site on the Internet — has released his top ten nude scenes for 2010 (NSFW). Fortunately for us, three of them come from television: Mary-Louise Parker’s belt-whipping railing from Mark-Paul Gosselaar on “Weeds” (#7), Rebecca Creskoff’s casual full-frontal scene in “Hung” (#6), and Paz de la Huerta’s everything all the time in “Boardwalk Empire” (#3, NSFW GIFs here).
As delightful as all of those scenes are, I think I might enjoy Mr. Skin’s copy even more:
#7 Mary-Louise gets a meat bong from behind in her most smoking sex session to date on Showtime’s potent pot-com. You’ll get high… in your pants.
#3 Latin lustbomb Paz couldn’t stop going off, getting off, or taking all her clothes off. She got so nude so often, it’s skin-possible to pick just one nude scene. So check out her perfect two.
With dry, cool wit like that, Mr. Skin could be an action hero.
Anyway, because subscription-based websites are for suckers, you can see high resolution NSFW screencaps of all the scenes over at Celebslam. Fun facts: two of the scenes feature belt-whipping, four involve water, at least three reveal bush, and two feature a pair of women. Now that’s what I call “sta-TIT-stics”! (With dry, cool wit like that, I could write for Mr. Skin.)